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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I don't like jogging... The ice keeps falling out of the glass.I poured my heart out once. It was 80 proof and was served with a little umbrella. She hardly flinched before she chased it with a shot of my tears.a href="http://www.MySugarSpace.com"

My Interests

SCUBA, when I'm not getting bent... Hiking, Drinking (on rare occasions, like Tuesdays and bank holidays), Adult Swim, Comedy, (this is harder than it should be) which reminds me, pr0n... NY Yankees, Jets, and the NJ Devils.

I'd like to meet:

The Rat Pack... Could I hang?

Music:

..TR the Wit
(61% dark, 30% spontaneous, 31% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

You are The Fool

The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

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My Blog

Great!

Just great! The world didn't end yesterday on 6/6/06, so I guess that means the devil tattoo was for bunk, and I can't put off getting a job any longer. DAMN!   Speaking of Cecil's new "name" has...
Posted by ÐîÞ§ømªñîå¢ on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:57:00 PST

Many mahalos and alohas!

Well, I guess leaving Hawaii is cause enough to enter a second blog. I do wanna say that I have many very fond memories of the island and many bad ones. But they all add up to shaping a person and all...
Posted by ÐîÞ§ømªñîå¢ on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:20:00 PST

My Girl

The first time I remember being with this girl was back in Jr High. Well, that was the first time I was with her. Before then we had met and shared a few moments, but nothing serious. At that age it's...
Posted by ÐîÞ§ømªñîå¢ on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:48:00 PST