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Spike

You better cut your losses now, buddy.

About Me

To hell with you, and all your friends.
It's been a long day living with this
It's been a long time since I felt so sick
I took a long walk, straight back home
I could've walked back to Chicago
I used to long for time alone
I used to long for a place of my own
And I've lost faith in everything
I'm lost, so lost, I'm lost without you
Oh, mercy me
God bless catastrophe

My Interests

Sailing down La Cienega.

I'd like to meet:


I'm just saying, maybe it's something you need to seriously consider. No, seriously.
It's about how you laugh out of pity, because let's be honest, I'm not really that funny.
You're on your own, my little nightmare.
There's someone I've been missing. I think that they could be the better half of me.
"This is a double shot of Burrell? From The Mayor?"

Music:

David Cook

Movies:

Fight Club

Television:

Lou Dobbs, The Situation Room and the NBA Playoffs.

Books:

Ultramarathon Man, again. Mostly because I'm scared of The Fountainhead.

Heroes:

Dean Karnazes, John Starks, and Butch Walker.

My Blog

Fact Finding Mission

* Everyone in an airport is fat. And they're also ugly. If they're not fat, or ugly, or me, they smell like moth balls. * Speaking of airports, I'm flying American Airlines in a couple of weeks. I'm ...
Posted by Spike on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:36:00 PST

Three Pieces Of Advice For Ray Allen

1. This is Rip Hamilton. He's on the Pistons. You should probably think about guarding him. 2. This is a free throw. It's currently the ONLY thing you do well. When it's the 4th quarter, and you're d...
Posted by Spike on Tue, 27 May 2008 05:40:00 PST

Tiny Militia: The Movie Part 1

Thanks to T-Bone for finally getting this to it's right home. The internet. ...
Posted by Spike on Thu, 22 May 2008 06:37:00 PST

The Final Season 7 American Idol Blog

Cook wins. Glory. Watching that blank look on Archuleta's face was better than him crying. If you can re-watch the show, watch the look on his face during the final song as Cook had his arm around him...
Posted by Spike on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:45:00 PST

Best Video Ever

That's what you get for being fat. ...
Posted by Spike on Wed, 21 May 2008 09:50:00 PST

American Idol (Specifics Are Discussed)

It's over. It's a shame, and not the result I had hoped for, but it's over. David Archuleta has this wrapped up. I thought, even before the episode that although I wanted Cook to win, so I could see ...
Posted by Spike on Wed, 21 May 2008 06:06:00 PST

The Situation Room

This blog is not about The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer. Gordon always talks about The Situation Room though. Wolf Blitzer hosts The Situation Room and it's always a good warmup for Lou Dobbs. Lou...
Posted by Spike on Tue, 20 May 2008 06:10:00 PST

Fuck The Guy

From the Local H show last night that kept screaming "PLAY OLD SHIT." Shut the fuck up. Asshole. People are the worst.
Posted by Spike on Sun, 18 May 2008 10:20:00 PST

The Answers

Thanks to T-Bone for finally bringing this to the internet.Stay tuned... ...
Posted by Spike on Sun, 18 May 2008 09:14:00 PST

Idol And Other Things

Do not let David Archuleta win. Please. Even if you don't care about American Idol, maybe take the time next week to text your vote for David Cook. It would make me so happy to see Archuleta cry tears...
Posted by Spike on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:53:00 PST