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About Me

To know me is to hate me, then accept me. I grow on people like terminal illnessess, but i'm much more attractive and less phlegmy.

My Interests

Global domination either by media or force. i'd like to give all midgets stilts and then everyone else taller and better stilts. i want to shrink an anorexics' laundry. i'd like to see a video of hot, sweaty bitches in space, swimming nude through the ship and swallowing perfect spheres of cum.

I'd like to meet:

a one-legged jewish midget who is a black lesbian that enjoys line-dancing. or melanie griffith. you know, whatever god can swing.

Music:

Music is a physical representation of energy; energy that can be the thought process, the electricity flowing in the brain, or the different levels and areas of the universe. that being said- i like hot, sweaty bitches warbling out tunes.examples- tanya donelly, throwing muses, port-a-shed, jack-off jill/drill, pixies, ray lynch

Movies:

i probably should have had friends growing up. instead i rented thousands of movies simply for their masturbatory ability, and stumbled onto a genere i think is a great way to convey ideas... ideas that feature hot, sweaty bitches.

Television:

scrubs, family guy, greg the bunny, dead like me, rome, upright citizens' brigade...

Books:

bukowski, hesse, gaiman, hemingway was a punk, turgenev and those other russians i can't spell, whomever wrote 'world according to garp, camus, me, dickenson, kesey, keller (j-dizzle, not h-izzle), angelou, miller, brian jaques...

Heroes:

my women. and by "my women" i mean the pictues i cut-out from magazines and paste onto manniquins.

My Blog

sometimes, i forget.

and then i step outside when it's over, into the heat, with blackhawks flying overhead, and i miss the movie. i miss the movie already because i'm jealous of the lifestyles portrayed, and i'm st...
Posted by Muslim kryptonite on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:17:00 PST

so i got it...

i've often felt apprehension and sadness in my contemplations of death, not because i'd miss life- but because i'm straight afraid of losing this persona. it's scary..how naked and vulnerable wo...
Posted by Muslim kryptonite on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:46:00 PST

an excerpt from a letter i wrote to a goddess..

fun.. no. i guess we don't have fun like you think. we're not allowed to drink, do drugs, wear civilian clothes..shit, we could get into serious trouble if we're caught kissing a chi...
Posted by Muslim kryptonite on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:05:00 PST

so. i am a worthless piece of shit.

..> i just had to sign a paper saying- basically- that i'm worthless in the eyes of the army. its all about a 'good conduct award,' and i've known that i haven't been able to recieve it for over a...
Posted by Muslim kryptonite on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:59:00 PST

fuck you, subject line! i'll leave you blank if you want!

okay, due to the overwhelming responses i've recieved about needing a copy of windows xp, i went out and bought a haji hacked version. granted, my xp is registered to an 'al shalel blablabl...
Posted by Muslim kryptonite on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:55:00 PST

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my butt hurts. seriously. i feel bad for the medic replacing me: one week and he's already been in a 45 minute firefight, had to casevac a local national with double chest wounds, been hit by an...
Posted by Muslim kryptonite on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:30:00 PST

another update

i just got off the line, im back at the aid station. it sucks, but i'm broken. back pain, lower body pain.. hydroseals (look it up)..i'm still going to be in iraq until november, but i should be out...
Posted by Muslim kryptonite on Sat, 26 May 2007 12:23:00 PST

my computer died- lost everything, haven't been on myspace, been using livejournal..

she'll probably sue me for libel...or copyright infringement. [May. 15th, 2007|08:52 pm]>why would you call fort drum? kelli has instructions>and a list of phone numbers to call if i'm hurt or>killed...
Posted by Muslim kryptonite on Sat, 26 May 2007 12:16:00 PST

update. don't ask me about that thing.

i went to the green zone yesterday, as my platoon was inserted by blackhawks to do something related to that thing that's been in the papers. that's my platoon, that's what we do. we're fast, we're me...
Posted by Muslim kryptonite on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:44:00 PST

don't may 15th on gas pumps! (read, you fuckers)

so, two things..wait..three, three! things: 1. i've been officially extended three months. do the math and you get..ha! you didn't even know when i was coming back, did you? i'...
Posted by Muslim kryptonite on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:09:00 PST