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QBERT

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About Me

Anyone that knows me, knows that I might be an ass, but there isnt a damn thing I wouldnt do for my friends! My friends are my adopted family and family is important!

My Interests

I am very easy to please, so im game for just about anything, and no I dont mean sexually... I am actually pretty reserved in that regard! ...pervs!

I'd like to meet:

You really have to have a distorted sense of humor to get along with me! There isnt much that I take serious, you can ask any of my ex's! Life is too short, I like to have fun and enjoy myself.

Music:

I am a techno junkie. Also love alternative rock. I hate satelite radio cause it makes me sound like a moron when every song comes on I keep saying, "I love that song!

Movies:

Im a huge comedy fan. I love to laugh and if I can get quotes from it, even better. My all time favorite is "Boondock Saints" AWESOME movie!

Television:

Tv will be the death of me! If I get watching it, I have to limit myself to a certain time or I wont leave the couch! Love Nip/Tuck, and of course shows like Drawn Together and most things on Adult Swim!

Books:

Well, I just started reading again. Used to read all the time growing up but when I got older, getting drunk was more important. Im in a point in my life now where I realize there is more to life than partying. Sounds like im getting old.... SCARY!!

Heroes:

There are 2 people in my life who pretty much have raised me since I got out of the Army and are the ones that I turn to when I have a problem! I love them more than anything, and I should be so lucky to be as well off as they are when I get to that age! Myspace Survey...Tell All!
--Info--
Name:: Q
Nicknames:: Q-Doll, Q-Bert, Q-cifer
Birthplace:: Ventura, CA
Current Location:: Raleigh, NC
Hair Color:: Black
Eye Color:: Dark Brown
Height:: 5'10
Weight:: 185lbs for now
Tatoos?:: 3 and all on my arms
Piercings?:: Used to, but grew up from that
Overused Phrase:: Right on! (from Joe Dirt)
--Your--
Bedtime:: Whenever I get tired, usually late though
Best Physical Feature:: My smile
Most Embarassing Moment:: When I fell down the stairs at Flex for Jeremys birthday, goodtimes!
Most Missed Memory:: My 15th b-day, the only day that everything was perfect!
First Thought When You Wake Up:: Can I afford to sleep a lil longer?!?
Weakness:: Someone that can control me!!
Best Friends:: I have a few that im very close to, and they live all over the country!
Goal For The Year:: To be financially stable
Greatest Fears:: Failure
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: Dr. Pepper
McDonalds or Burger King...: Cook Out
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: Sweet Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla...: Strawberry
Water or Milk...: Water at room temperature
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: Iced Mocha
Hugs or Kisses...: Both is preferred, but only if I like you!!
Cats or Dogs...: Cats, dogs are too needy!
Summer or Winter...: Fall, so I can wear my sweaters
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: Comedies all the way... I love to laugh!!
Love or Money...: Im not materialistic so I would have to say Love
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: Green ones, dont the purple ones have seeds?
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: Blue or Grey
Perferred Hair Color:: Dirty Blonde
Short Hair or Long Hair...: Short, I hate long hair
Perferred Height:: Eye level to me
Perferred Weight:: Proportioned to their body, dont have to be perfect!
Looks or Personality...: Both, sorry but looks matter, I dont care how nice you are!
Hot or Cute...: Puppies are cute, you have to be hot to keep my attention!
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: I like athletic build
--Favs--
Number:: 12
Food:: Anything with meat and potatoes
Type of Music:: Techno and Alternative Rock
Candy:: Warheads and Blow Pops
Color:: Blue, it looks the best on me
Animal:: Wolves
Drink:: Whiskey and Ginger
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: Their eyes and mouth
Movie:: Boondock Saints
Past Time:: Being with friends
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: Too much
Smoked?: I have, but I hate smoking
Been Beaten Up?: Plenty of times
Bullied Someone?: Unfortunately yes
Skinny Dipped?: Oh yea
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: Who hasnt?!?
Toliet Papered Someones House?: Yea, and then I got arrested for being out past curfew, good ol Cali
Played Poker W/ Money?: Nah, im not good enough for that
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: I have
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: Yes and I HATE BEING TICKLED
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: LOOK ABOVE
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: Nah, im pretty honest and upfront
Went Camping?: The Army ruined that for me
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: I was Infantry, of course I did
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: Oh yea
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: I have hot friends, so yea
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: All the time, I love the rain!
Danced In The Rain?: Haha, yea, the head cold was worth it too!
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: All the time, but I amuse myself
Been On Stage?: In high school I did Romeo and Juliet, no I wasnt Juliet
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: My pants used to be waaayyy too baggy!
Been To A Nude Beach?: No, I think only old people go to those, I would rather not!
Cursed In Church?: I had a priest cut me off in confession before!
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: Yes, but its by people that are jealous that I didnt kiss them!!
Burnt Yourself?: Plenty of times
Been Dumped?: Yes and it sucks!!
Dumped Someone?: I have broken some hearts, I hate doing it though
Been In Love?: 3x's so far
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: All the time, its flattering
Wanted To Be A Model?: I did a portfolio when I was 18 but never pursued anything
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: I qualified for the Jr. Olympics when I was 16 but got sick with pneumonia!
Bought Lottery Tickets?: Maybe, im not big on that
Made Out In A Car?: If only that was all I had done! haha
Cried During A Movie?: Yes, it was called "Its My Party"
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: Thats human though, we all want what we cant have!
Made Love On The Beach?: Not yet, but it doesnt sound very flattering, sand everywhere!
Shoplifted?: When I was a kid, now everything I own I have earned!
Seen Someone Shoplift?: Yea, and seen them get caught too
Hung Up On Someone?: When they piss me off, I try not to though, its very rude!
Yelled At Your Pet?: Oh yea, im not a big fan of animals
Gotten Seasick?: God bless Dramamine
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: I try to forget those days!
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: Oh god no
Stalked Someone?: Life is too short to chase someone that doesnt want you
Had A Stalker?: A few too many times
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: Numerous times
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: All the time
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: Are you kidding? If I could take a bite out of a live cow I would!!
Protested?: Nah, I have better things to do with my time like take a nap!
Been To An Island?: Catalina Island for summer camp
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: When at work I tend to eat when im bored
Screamed In A Library?: Yea, but when I was young and immature
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: I try not to think about that
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: I have, but its just as much their fault as it is mine!
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: My wrists, I think they are waay too small!
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: Im in the bar industry, its my livelyhood
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: Nope
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: In a fight, you do what you have to
Threw Up In School?: Oh yea
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: Yea, but I ignore things like that, if you dont have the balls to say it to me, im not interested!
Wore Something You Hated?: Only to please the person I was with
Wore Something To Match Someone?: Yea, to be silly, nothing wrong with that
Been To A Luau?: Oh yea, and there was a pig picking... YUM
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: All the time
Been On TV?: I have a couple times, yes
Been Outta The Country?: If Mexico counts, then yes
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: Yes, very flattering
Won A Pool Game?: Yea, but not very often
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: Yes and it sucks!!! Drunk people are annoying, thats if im sober they are
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: I have, its not fun
Dieted?: Yea, a couple times, I need to get back on that train too
Had An Eating Disorder?: Once, but there was a reason
Cheated On Your Other?: I did my first relationship
Been Cheated On?: They wont admit it, but I still think I have been
Been Paid To Date Someone?: Not paid, but there was something in it for me
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: Never
Tanned Topless?: Of course, I dont need a top
Been Strip Searched?: Nope
Been On A Plane?: Lots of times, I used to jump out of them
Been On A Cruise?: Not yet, but really want to though
Been Pantsed In Public?: Yes, its very annoying
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: I have had a sandal to the head before
Broke Someone's Heart?: Yes, its not a good feeling to know that you have hurt someone so bad
Sung In The Shower?: All the time
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: Yes, but it was worth it
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: If you cant laugh at yourself then life just isnt worth living
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: Yea, but I dont care, I have nothing to hide
Been Walked In On While Showering?: Yea, but if we are dating then its ok
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: Hell no, I love scary movies
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: Not that I can recall, its possible
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: Not yet, its on my to do list though
Been In Detention?: Tons of times
Feel Off A Roof?: Nope
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: When I try to be cute
Been In A Wreck?: I have, but I wasnt driving
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: Would never, if its me or it, its gonna be it that gets wrecked
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: Yea, who hasnt?
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: Of course, but we all ended up wet anyway
Been Shot?: Nope
Had A Water Gun War?: You must have been lame if you havent
Been Arrested?: Nope
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: I regret leaving a healthy relasionship for someone that I didnt know all that well!!
Country You Wanna Visit:: Australia
Way You Wanna Die:: Mid orgasm!
Like Thunderstorms?: Love em
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: My adopted ones, yea
R U A Health Freak?: Nah, lifes too short
U Think Ur Attractive?: Im not conceited just convinced
Do You Believe In Yourself?: Not really, I get a lot of crap for it too
Wanna Get Married?: Not for love, only money
Wanna Go To College?: People say I should, I dunno though
Shower Daily?: Twice a day if I can
Want Kids?: I hate kids
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: Too late
Do U Hate Anyone?: Hates a strong word, but there are people that I dislike to the extreme!!!
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: Im gonna try right now!
Do You Think You Can Sing?: I have been told I can, I dont think so though
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: Yea, you mean to tell me that there are people that cant?!? How odd!
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: Of course, I love food, although its starting to show, dammit
Can You Whistle?: Not really
Can You Walk In High Heels?: Dont want to know if I can
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: No, but I do need noise to go to sleep
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: No, I hate when im eating and my nose is running
Can You Multitask?: Of course I can
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: Yea, but thats too weird for me
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: I dont have one, and no I couldnt growing up either
Do You Spit?: The check? Depends on who im with
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: Pepsi is sweeter
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: To never have to pay bills again
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: I wear Axe body spray
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: I use body wash, hate soap
What's Your Favorite Scent?: Ocean breeze, its soothing
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: I think I would, dying is too scary!
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