his name is Robert Paulson

I flew to this festival of mediocrity on a giant flying marshmallow from the Sherbet Kingdom where the sugar coated sky is always purple and the sun is made of one great big lemon gummy bear head. My hobbies include kissing the heads of spitting cobras and running over hippies in my car.
I'm also trying to break into the film industry, get a little web-cartoon off the ground, I enjoy making music videos and shorts for seemingly no particular reason except that maybe it keeps me off heroin, and have high hopes that I will one day have my own production company.