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I'd like to meet:

This woman makes me completely happy and whole...I never thought I'd ever be this happy and I owe it all to her...Thank you my love!!! :-)

Look at the pictures above & try to tell me I'm not happy!!!...I effin dare you!!!
Back to who I would like to meet...
I'd say my dream woman, but each woman is different, plus, I don't stereotype...Besides, I met a woman that has EVERYTHING I could ever have asked for in a partner...Even things I never knew I wanted...Thank you Krys, you are the most amazing woman on the face of this Earth!!! As I already stated above...
Purely for entertainment purposes only...
I'd like to meet a few crack/meth heads, tweakers, freakers and geekers, furry mammals, midgets, Bridget the midget, Traci Lords, your mom and all the bad drivers in the world so I can bitch slap 'em!!!

Real people I'd like to meet...
Erica, Camille, Jacky, Ricky Ricardo, Jezz, Cynthia, Steph, and a few others that I can't think of right now...If I forgot you, please yell at me in some way...
I'd also like to meet some real people, from all over the world, Dj's, producers, promoters and club managers/owners etc...Skiiers, longboarders, people who like/make Electronic music...People with similar interests, people that aren't full of themselves, people who tell it like it is, people that are honest with themselves & others, people who can take a joke & make a joke and all around chill, drama free people who are down to have a good time...So if you fall into any of these catergories, please send me a message or add away...Now, I don't accept just anybody, so if you think I'm worth adding or messaging, please stimulate my mind or at least my head...;-)

THE FOLLOWING PART IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!
IF YOU THRIVE ON DRAMA, CREATE DRAMA OR DRAMA SEEMS TO FIND YOU, MOVE THE FUCK ON...I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU EXSIST...SO PLEASE SCREW OFF IF YOU ARE A DRAMA QUEEN/KING!!! ALSO IF YOU PLAN ON POSTING THOSE OH SO RETARDED WHORE TRAINS, YA, PISS OFF TOO!!!...WORD OF ADVICE: UNLESS YOU WANT EVERY PEDOPHILE & 14 YEAR OLD SCHMUCK BAG LOOKING FOR "FRIENDS" OR YOUNG CHILDREN TO TOUCH LIKE WACKO JACKO, DON'T POST THEM & TELL THE PERSON WHO POSTED, THEIR A USELESS, WASTE OF SPACE!!! END OF LESSON!!!

Music:

NEW MIX POSTED!!! ALL HOUSE!!! Click here: "The Nooner"

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Trance, Prog. Trance, Breaks, Intel. Jungle/DnB,Prog. & moving Prog. House, Classical, Classic rock, some Metal, NO COUNTRY or EMO!!!...Artists/Dj's/Producers: Dj Kares,Tiesto, Cirrus, Breaka Dawn, Binary Star, Tulip Sniper, Rezinate, Melee, Mo7s, Nick Fury, E Style, Verdugo Bros., Roland Beaumier, Special Pete, Sheztek, Andy Kaotik, PVD, J-Fuse, Donald Glaude, Nostrum, Bella Fleck/Stanley Clarke/Jean Luc Ponty and many more I can't think of right now...Ask me if you give a flyin poo!!!

This was my debut at any sort of party!!! Awesome time, awesome people & dope beats all night!!! Thanks again Andy!!!

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.. Well, I may have been to a rave. I probably know a bunch of ravers, but they may think of me as an outsider. That's okay, at least I am not a complete freak. Take the
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Movies:

Comedies, horror, sci-fi, war, action, no chick flicks, unless I'm drunk as hell and can't see 2 feet in front of me...And I'm tone-deaf!!!
These kats are what it's all about!!! CLASSIC!!!

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Television:

This is my section to promote people and their goods/services...Please check them out & tell 'em I sent ya...;-)

DJ Shimmy

Books:

The Beer Trouble Shooting Guide

SYMPTOM

CAUSE

CORRECTIVE ACTION

Feet cold and wet Glass Being held at incorrect angle

Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling

Feet warm and wet

Improper Bladder Control

Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training

Beer unusually pale and tasteless

a. Glass empty
b. You're holding a Coors Lite

Get someone to buy you another beer

Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights

You have fallen over backward

Have yourself leashed to bar

Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes

You have fallen forward

See above

Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet

a. Mouth not open
b. Glass applied to wrong part of face

Retire to restroom, practice in mirror

Floor Blurred

You are looking through bottom of empty glass

Get someone to buy you another beer

Floor moving

You are being carried out

Find out if you are being taken to another bar

Room seems unusually dark

Bar has closed

Confirm home address with bartender.If staff is gone, grab a six pack go and hit the nearest fire escape door. Run

Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures

Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations

Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside

Everyone looks up to you and smiles

You are dancing on the table

Fall on someone cushy-looking

Beer is crystal-clear

It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up

Punch him

Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear

You have been in a fight

Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them

Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in

You've wandered into the wrong party

See if they have free beer

Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk

a. You're in jail
b. You're in the navy

Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don't talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach

You are dancing to a Village People song, and your partner is wearing leather chaps

You're in a gay bar

Keeping your back to the wall, edge toward nearest exit. Do not accept offers for backrubs

Your singing sounds distorted

The beer is too weak

Have more beer until your voice improves

Don't remember the words to the song

Beer is just right

Play air guitar

Heroes:

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