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entry ::092806::
Found on the roof of the Merchandise Mart in Chicago, IL, the being officially referred to as prototype Z8-FIN-S, is thought to have been exiled from his native planet of Dirtywarehousedom for crimes of an unspeakable nature*. Though he landed on Earth in 1984, scientists believe his original date of creation was around 25 Kislev, 4 B.C.
If you think Z8-FIN-S is human, you are wrong. Where we have organs, muscle and blood he has 13 Frisbee shaped gears, 22 Krispy Kreme Donuts and 2 tons of Gatorade. Where we have a brain, he has MAC OS X, a 4 Terabyte IPod video and about four Gajiggabazillion GB of storage space. His outer-most shell, though surprisingly skin like, is actually made of Kevlar.
He recently escaped from a Hanso Foundation testing facility. Last seen scaling the John Hancock building wearing nothing but Under Armour, with a sword and a drumstick tied to his back.
Hefty sum for return alive and in good condition.
*Most likely Gluttonous Public Nudity.
-Excerpt from the archives of Mr. HVitals/////////
Age :: Twenty Two
Body :: Six One
Here for :: Awesomeness
Status :: Yoinked!
Hometown :: Chicago
Religion :: Jewish
Occupation :: Ninja
Flickrstream :: My Photos
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