Music (I play guitar and try to play drums and bass). Heroin, man I have a craving for that stuff. Women, what's not to like? Comedy. Being drunk on red wine and sitting in a corner at a party sharing witticisms with people about the time I was in Budapest with Binky. Actually i am developing an interest in crypto-zoology. I dont know why but I find it all facinating, and having a job looking for things that dont exist has got to be easy, right??
A transit van who's engine turns into a talking horse which just happens to be the embodyment of and old dead friend. Louis' talking Dog. All the surviving Python guys, especially Cleese. Ian Brown and Richard Ashcroft because no-one should be allowed to be that cool. The mighty mighty Steven Gerrard. .. width="425" height="350" .. Not only is Jessica Alba well worth a spank but she is also set to become my wife. Well done her... The Olsen Twins = WWHHOOOFFFF!!!!!
Loads and loads, I like nearly everything except silly music as this is just silly. These are a few of my favorites - Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Roy Harper, Brian Wilson, Ian Brown, Stone Roses, Audioslave, Coldplay, Faithless, Guns 'n' Roses, Feeder, Jethro Tull, Kasabian, Metallica, Massive Attack, Nirvana, Oasis, Jimi Hendrix, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Small Faces, Tenacios D, U2, Blur, Moby, Royksopp, The Verve, The Zutons, Rolling Stones, David Bowie, Sugar Hill Gang, Talking Heads, Happy Mondays, Death In Vegas, Iggy Pop, Jeff Buckley, Jeff Beck, Beck, Gong, Steve Hillage, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Air, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Richard Ashcroft, Roxy Music, John Butler Trio, Jack Johnson, Bob Marley, Stackridge, Vangelis, Mike Oldfield, System Of A Down, Mars Volta, Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Tenacious D, Baka Beyond, Loonaloop, Banco De Gaia, Mr. Scruff, The Who, ZZ Top, Yes, Blondie, Sex Pistols, Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, Frank Zappa, Buffalo Springfield, Celloman, Kissmet, Enya, Clannad, The Clash, Tool, The Raconteurs, GIRLS ALOUD!! and loads more, I could be here for ages typing them in. .. width="425" height="350" ..
Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, One Flew Over The Cookoos Nest, The Matrix, Star Wars, Life Of Brian, Monty Pythons The Quest For The Holy Grail, Spirited Away, The Wall, Star Wars, Shaun Of The Dead, Gladiator, Time Bandits, Spider-man, Batman Begins, Constant Gardener, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Pirates of the Caribbean, stuff directed by Terry Gilliam, Hayao Myazaki, Ridley Scott, I love loads of films...
Football!! Simpsons, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, Monty Python, Family Guy and The BBC News - nothing else is worth watching. Actually I lie, The A-Team, Baywatch, Thunder In Paradise, Airwolf, X-Men, Thundercats, The Raccoons, Captain Planet and the Planeteers, Denver The Last Dinosaur and Saved By The Bell are all fucking sweet, Skreech is awsome. .. width="425" height="350" ..
Lord Of The Rings, The Glass Bead Game, The Alchemist, Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy, Good Omens, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Anything by Raymond Briggs (When The Winds Blows most notably)
and Villans. Ghandi, Che Guevara, Martin Luther King, Stalin, Lenin, Lennon and Malcolm X are all people I respect. John Cleese is my one true hero, but if he was real then it'd be Wolverine. Or maybe Aragorn... Monica Belluci and some frickin' sweet side boob!