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El Lukas

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About Me

Polar Bear. Breaks the ice, as does an ice breaking machine and global warming. Anyhow i'm Luke, I grew up in a circus (www.greenroadshow.co.uk if you want proof) it was pretty damn cool, helped shape me into the upstanding member of society I am today. Did it hell, but it was the best education anyone could ever get. Right now i'm just chilling after a sauna, my father and I built one, it's really nice, come over for one sometime. Currently employed as a timber framer, its not bad, getting to work with Oak which is cool, becoming a man of the woods! I dont know what I want to be when I grow up but I think that learning about electrics, mechanics, sustainability, timber frame building and many other things will help me make a decision. My parents and I are planning a festival for next year, a celebration of Croissant Neufs (and my) 21st birthday. I'm "Production Manager" so keep your eyes out for a the website and myspace page going up soon! In all honesty i dont know what else to add, I love music and football and all that nonsense etc etc... yadda yadda yadda and so forth. Well, there it is! Should ye desire to know more about anything, send I a message and i'll more than likely get back to you. Peace, Love and Anarchy xxx MyGen Profile Generator
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lukas Jack Howell
Birthday: 7th December 1986
Birthplace: Rougham, Suffolk
Current Location: Shepton Mallet
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blondish
Height: 6' 2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: erm, decendant of the kings of old
The Shoes You Wore Today: my adios
Your Weakness: I'm invincible
Your Fears: Fish
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple, Heroin, Cheese, Tomatoes, Mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Take over the world
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: My vocabulary is vast so I am never lost for words
Thoughts First Waking Up: aaarrrrgggghhhh! its starting all over again
Your Best Physical Feature: All of them
Your Bedtime: When the party ends
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember, it's missed
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, Rainforest slashing bastards
Single or Group Dates: Group sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What? they both sound gay
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: Yeas, it has been known
Do you Shower Daily: Nope
Have you Been in Love: Maybe, once
Do you want to go to College: Nah
Do you want to get Married: Fuck no
Do you belive in yourself: I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Not overly
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Couldn't live without them
Do you play an Instrument: Yeas, guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drinking some now
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only pescription ones
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A mall? I have been to a shopping centre
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: wtf? no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I hate fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah but not performing
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hmmmmm, good thinking
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Depends who's asking
Ever been Drunk: Many a time
Ever been called a Tease: I have
Ever been Beaten up: No not really
Ever Shoplifted: Again, depends who's asking
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Myself, just older
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde or brunette, I like both
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: No hippos
Best Clothing Style: Casual, whatever you like really
Number of Drugs I have taken: Loads
Number of CDs I own: Over 200 maybe
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: At the moment 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing, we learn from our mistakes
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My Interests

Music (I play guitar and try to play drums and bass). Heroin, man I have a craving for that stuff. Women, what's not to like? Comedy. Being drunk on red wine and sitting in a corner at a party sharing witticisms with people about the time I was in Budapest with Binky. Actually i am developing an interest in crypto-zoology. I dont know why but I find it all facinating, and having a job looking for things that dont exist has got to be easy, right??

I'd like to meet:

A transit van who's engine turns into a talking horse which just happens to be the embodyment of and old dead friend. Louis' talking Dog. All the surviving Python guys, especially Cleese. Ian Brown and Richard Ashcroft because no-one should be allowed to be that cool. The mighty mighty Steven Gerrard. .. width="425" height="350" .. Not only is Jessica Alba well worth a spank but she is also set to become my wife. Well done her... The Olsen Twins = WWHHOOOFFFF!!!!!

Music:

Loads and loads, I like nearly everything except silly music as this is just silly. These are a few of my favorites - Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Roy Harper, Brian Wilson, Ian Brown, Stone Roses, Audioslave, Coldplay, Faithless, Guns 'n' Roses, Feeder, Jethro Tull, Kasabian, Metallica, Massive Attack, Nirvana, Oasis, Jimi Hendrix, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Small Faces, Tenacios D, U2, Blur, Moby, Royksopp, The Verve, The Zutons, Rolling Stones, David Bowie, Sugar Hill Gang, Talking Heads, Happy Mondays, Death In Vegas, Iggy Pop, Jeff Buckley, Jeff Beck, Beck, Gong, Steve Hillage, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Air, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Richard Ashcroft, Roxy Music, John Butler Trio, Jack Johnson, Bob Marley, Stackridge, Vangelis, Mike Oldfield, System Of A Down, Mars Volta, Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Tenacious D, Baka Beyond, Loonaloop, Banco De Gaia, Mr. Scruff, The Who, ZZ Top, Yes, Blondie, Sex Pistols, Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, Frank Zappa, Buffalo Springfield, Celloman, Kissmet, Enya, Clannad, The Clash, Tool, The Raconteurs, GIRLS ALOUD!! and loads more, I could be here for ages typing them in. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, One Flew Over The Cookoos Nest, The Matrix, Star Wars, Life Of Brian, Monty Pythons The Quest For The Holy Grail, Spirited Away, The Wall, Star Wars, Shaun Of The Dead, Gladiator, Time Bandits, Spider-man, Batman Begins, Constant Gardener, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Pirates of the Caribbean, stuff directed by Terry Gilliam, Hayao Myazaki, Ridley Scott, I love loads of films...

Television:

Football!! Simpsons, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, Monty Python, Family Guy and The BBC News - nothing else is worth watching. Actually I lie, The A-Team, Baywatch, Thunder In Paradise, Airwolf, X-Men, Thundercats, The Raccoons, Captain Planet and the Planeteers, Denver The Last Dinosaur and Saved By The Bell are all fucking sweet, Skreech is awsome. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Lord Of The Rings, The Glass Bead Game, The Alchemist, Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy, Good Omens, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Anything by Raymond Briggs (When The Winds Blows most notably)

Heroes:

and Villans. Ghandi, Che Guevara, Martin Luther King, Stalin, Lenin, Lennon and Malcolm X are all people I respect. John Cleese is my one true hero, but if he was real then it'd be Wolverine. Or maybe Aragorn... Monica Belluci and some frickin' sweet side boob!

My Blog

The 1084 Overture, Greatest Piece of Writing Sinse the Bible..!

1084 Overture "Arnold Zifle, if you could, please explain to me again what exactly happened on the days commencing Saturday 25th until Monday 27th of the tenth month, that being October, of this year...
Posted by El Lukas on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST

Einer kickass pre-world cup BBQ of death and the infamous "Last Turkey at Somerfields"...

JC feat. The Notorious G.O.D Well, to all of you who didnt come to the aformentioned BBQ last night, you missed out big time!! Not only was there beer flowing and food cooking but dog rape, nakedness ...
Posted by El Lukas on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:08:00 PST

Geek Out Frenzy

Right About That Time So I was sat there the other day lost in a daydream when i remembered the X-men. Subsequently I spent about 6hours watching episodes of X-men Evolution on youtube.com. I dont car...
Posted by El Lukas on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 04:18:00 PST