Get Your Own! | View SlideshowOnce Upon a Time, four Indie sirens were banished from Paradise for nibbling the forbidden coconut.
The magical milky fruit gave the foursome, Pat Powers, Daisy Fay, Cindi P, and Blackie Black Rose O'Reilly the power to make such delicious music, small animals exploded before they reached the chorus.
Alas, Planet Earth was not ready for them. Their beauty was so lethal, the eyeballs of mere mortals would shatter if they were lucky enough to catch a
glimpse of them.
The blind victims never forgot their final sight, and insisted it was worth the sacrifice.
But an earthling heard tellof these mysterious sirens and vowed to hear their calls and damn the consequences.
After a tortuous trek across the galaxy, he eventually found the Coconuts lair; but this human had a strange preternatural force within that proctected him against their fatal faces.
He vowed to record the Coconuts' call, so Planet Earth could again revel in
their song.
They named him 'Our Genius Producer'.
But the electropop Eves knew they could never meet their adoring public as they would spend their hours wiping corneas off their magnificent, glittering
platforms.
So they were doomed to spend eternity hidden behind masks made of angel's hair and octopus spit.
But they remained a happy bunch, because they had created the sound of a future Paradise.
And although small creatures still exploded during particularly marvellous melodies, humans really dug their shit.
So they eventually reached the dizzy heights of world domination.
But they vowed never to forget where they came from.
So they Christened themselves, Desiccated Coconut.
And they all lived happily ever after.
The End
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