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maya!!!

I'm not a gardener, I just like hos

About Me



GO SEE AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH! AND SICKO!

My Interests


babies, inside jokes, negative calories, knowing things first, dog tongues, memories (I don't have many), coincidences, ice cubes, organizing, music elitists, geniuneness, things I like for stupid reasons (like tiger lilies), those stories you always tell people when you meet them, avoiding travel, anything ridiculous, cadbury mini eggs at easter, languages, ME.

I'd like to meet:

a kangaroo masquerading as a wolf

someone to look into my eyes and say "hello, you are my very special kitten..."

Music:

anything you haven't heard of yet. everything. recently: interpol and oldies. but always: clap your hands say yeah, tegan & sara, regina spektor, eels, mason jennings, sufjan stevens, david gray, stars, fleetwood mac, wolf parade, paul simon, daniel johnston, oasis

Movies:

EVERYTHING. Fight Club, anything with Tom Green Will Ferrell or Vince Vaughn, Idle Hands, The Mummy, But I'm a Cheerleader, I Heart Huckabees, Elvira, Frequency, Benny and Joon, Court Jester, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Bean, Orange County, Minority Report, Jerry Maguire, Con/Air, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Rat Race, Harold and Maude, Mystery Men, Empire Records, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Mermaids, Harold and Kumar, Clockwork Orange, Garden State, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine, Saved, Pirates of the Caribbean, Amelie, Love Actually, Edward Scissorhands, Say Anything, Mean Girls, all Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino movies, Waiting

Television:

LOST, Home Movies, Nip/Tuck, 6 Feet Under, Scrubs, Friends, any and all reality tv, Family Guy, Futurama, anything funny or dramatic really, SEINFELD!, and okay I love the OC

Books:

does Johnny the Homicidal Maniac count as a book? The Octagon House, Jane Green, DEAN KOONTZ, Ray Bradbury, Chuck Palahniuk, Dan Brown, Carl Hiassen, Girlfriend in a Coma (it sounds dumb but read it, it's really good), The Stand, Catcher in the Rye, Daniel Handler, Lord of the Flies, Hitchhiker's Guide (all 5), Jeffrey Eugenides, Phantom Tollbooth, Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Dennis Lehane, pretty much every book I read

Heroes:

AL GORE, Shia LaBeouf, Donald Trump, the geniuses who write the OC, this guy: