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Dustin

This CJ, she had the asshole of a seven year old!

About Me

My name is Dustin (although many of you people probably refer to me as Sven). I'm twenty and I live in Crystal, MN. I work at the local DQ, which may sound lame, but fuck you. There's a halfway decent chance I make more money than you do. I hate posers, stupid people, annoying customers, and almost anybody who thinks they're the shit. I love comic books, video games and hanging out with my friends. My weaknesses include kryptonite, anything made of the color yellow, and city busses. My natural prey includes cherry coke, jolt cola and buffa wings and/or chips.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dustin "Duttin" "Sven" "Hey you put that down before you break it" Netzinger
Birthday: August 24th, 1986
Birthplace: Robbinsdale, MN
Current Location: My aunt's basement.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German (and for the sake of maintaining my image, Swedish)
The Shoes You Wore Today: My jet-boots.
Your Weakness: City Busses.
Your Fears: Right now? Losing the people I care about.
Your Perfect Pizza: Garbage no onions.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Starting college.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lawlz.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fucking Phone.
Your Best Physical Feature: My face.
Your Bedtime: Jigga What's that?
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with Jamie.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King.
Single or Group Dates: Depends on my mood. Usually single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bluck.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Sure, why not?
Do you Smoke: No I do not.
Do you Swear: umm...no?
Do you Sing: That would be a violation of the terms of my parole.
Do you Shower Daily: Yep. Sometimes twice. Maybe more if i have the right incentive.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: I don't so much WANT to go as i HAVE to go to do what i WANT to do.
Do you want to get Married: Yes. Someday.
Do you belive in yourself: Depends. In relationships, no. In video games, fuck yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I threw up in Snoopy's head one time. Does that count?
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really.
Are you a Health Freak: I like not being sick. That's about as far as it goes.
Do you get along with your Parents: Not even a little.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea, but i like them better when I'm curled up with a pretty girl.
Do you play an Instrument: I like musical chairs.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, much to Schwab's dismay.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes I have.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell yea. It was good too.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I've been NEAR a stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Something that i intended to give back or something i was going to keep? Oh hell, either way the answer is yes.
Ever been Drunk: Nope.
Ever been called a Tease: Don't think so.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope.
Ever Shoplifted: Surprisingly, no. I don't think i've ever stolen any merchandise.
How do you want to Die: Ninja Assasination.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grow up? I have to do that now too?
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown.
Favourite Hair Color: Brownish...borderline black.
Short or Long Hair: Shoulder-length.
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: Less than 140.
Best Clothing Style: Meh.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Lots.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None yet...Might get a green lantern symbol or some such nerdy nonsense.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None.
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My Interests

Staying up late, hanging out with my friends, reading comics, avoiding my father, playing with my cell phone, taking four months to complete a ten hour video game, beating up blind people and taking their cup of pencils, listening to REALLY bad music, wasslin', auto wasslin', eating things that aren't ramen, doing very unhealthy things to my body, mocking posers, mocking emo kids...actually, just mocking in general interests me.

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anyone. I don't really care.

Music:

Rammstein, The Unicorns, APC etc.

Movies:

Batman, Nightmare Before X-Mas, Army of Darkness.

Television:

ATHF...That's about it.

Books:

i can't read

Heroes:

I've always admired people who have this ability to take a bad situation and make something good out of it...like Batman.

My Blog

Epiphany

For those of you going through a diffcult time right now, I apologize for the following.  My life is good.  My life is damn good.  I may not have the money I want, but so fucking what?&...
Posted by Dustin on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:53:00 PST

Explanations

Over the past several weeks, I've found that there has been something inherently wrong with me.  And I don't have a goddamn clue what it is.  I have a job I like, wonderful friends, and an A...
Posted by Dustin on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:46:00 PST

Worry...

Sometimes i worry about things.  I worry about things more often than not to be honest.  It's just a part of who I am.  I worry that my friends won't like me if i'm not "on" on a specif...
Posted by Dustin on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 12:40:00 PST

I finally found something to describe her...

"In the beginning, there was naught but the blackest depths.  A great nothing without beginning or end.  Then there was light.  It cut the darkness like a blade and from the wound poure...
Posted by Dustin on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:36:00 PST

Why do i do the things i do?

For many years now I've been the type of person who doesn't care what others think of me or my actions.  At least that's what i've always told all of you (and myself for that matter).  But I...
Posted by Dustin on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:10:00 PST

Most of you probably won't get this, but for those of you who will...

Bingo.
Posted by Dustin on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:53:00 PST

Stolen from Bowman which was originally stolen from Der Shortman...

Where did you take your default pic?:Car ride up to duluth. That weekend Rawked.What exactly are you wearing right now:My DQ uniform...dunno why, prolly because i'm just too lazy to change.What is yo...
Posted by Dustin on Wed, 31 May 2006 08:52:00 PST

The passage of time...

Some of you may have read this one before. It's from my short-lived livejournal account (which i think is still active somewhere) and it's just about the only thing in there that's worth reposting: ...
Posted by Dustin on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:54:00 PST

I bounce...

For the first time in a long time, things in my life are going exactly the way i want them to.  I have a job, I'm getting ready to start school soon, and my personal life ain't too bad either.&nb...
Posted by Dustin on Mon, 01 May 2006 06:08:00 PST

This sucks...

The past twenty four hours have sucked.  I miss the days when decisions were simple, like whether to do homework, or go hang out with friends.  I normally don't have this problem.  MOST...
Posted by Dustin on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 03:17:00 PST