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kEVIN

Be a better window than a door, because windows enlighten, but doors open closets. True now more tha

About Me

I'm not a douche, but I've met a few.

My Interests

Music, playing music, writing music. That's about it.

I'd like to meet:

What does that even mean? Nevermind: hot chicks. And not crazy ones either.

Music:

Right now: See any of the bands in my friends.

Movies:

Just about anything cool; Almost Famous changed my life.

Television:

Anything real and nothing else. MTV is real, right?

Books:

The ones with pictures

Heroes:

In no particular order: Bob Dylan, Conor Oberst, JOSH HOMME, DR. G, William Miller, Hugh Hefner, Jimmy Carter, Stevie Ray Vaughan, John Mayer (wails, melts panties, and has had sex with Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt [note: OM FUCKING G!]), Johnny Knoxville (who is invincible), Jables, Josh Lucas, Rodney Bingenheimer (might be a pedophile), Edward Norton, Abraham Lincoln, and Rage Kage. End of story. Well, not really.