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Bryce

Your mom lost to strip poker last night, but i lost my eyesight.

About Me


Your Stripper Name is: Rain

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The only word that can describe me is Bryce... and Rain apparently... and loser...I am a perfect mixed drink of sarcasm and nerdiness on the rocks, with a wry twist. My pretty girlfriend, Elizabeth, is the same when it comes to sarcasm. No wry twist though.I am not going to lie to you, i play Dungeons and Dragons sometimes, i don't capitalize my i's when writing, but at least i spell sheeit write, unlike all u peeps oot thur wid yur krazi speekin, that tickles me the wrong way, and yet a good run-on sentence can never be overappreciated, as it is the pinnacle of the mastery of the english language to be able to do it without sounding retarded.

My Interests

Humor, Food, Guitar, Hiking, Elizabeth's Boobs, More Food, and Sleeping... did i say food?

I'd like to meet:

Me in 45 years, i can get all the experience and less of the age.

Music:

AC/DC, Aerosmith, Blue Oyster Cult, Creedence Clearwater, Electric Light Orchestra, Guns 'n' Roses, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Queen, Rolling Stones, The Who, ZZ Top, Van Halen, 3 Doors Down, 311, Arrested Developement, Athlete, B2K, The Beatles, Beck, Billy Idol, Blink-182, Blues Traveler, Blur, Boyz 2 Men, Cake, Chevelle, Creed, Cypress Hill, DJ Quik, DMX, The Doors, Dr Dre, The Eagles, Eminem, The Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, G Unit, Green Day, not the new Green day Mind You, Herbie Hancock, Jane's Addiction, Jay-Z, Jurrasic 5, The Killers, Led Zeppelin, LL Cool J, Ludacris, Maroon 5, Matchbox Twenty, Metallica, MC Hammer, Michelle Branch, Modest Mouse, Muse, Nelly, Nirvana, No Doubt, The Offspring, Outkast, Papa Roach, The Postal Service, Public Enemy, Q and not U, R Kelly, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rilo Kiley, Snoop Dogg, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, Third Eye Blind, Tupac, The Used, Weezer, and Young Gunz to name a few...

Movies:

Pretty Woman, Casino Royale, Master & Commander, Gladiator, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite, I Heart Huckabees, Oceans 11, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Point, Closer, The Notebook, The Fifth Element, Anchorman, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, American Beauty, Office Space, Young Frankenstein, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Ghost Busters.

Dungeons & Dragons: True Life



A documentary on the social nuances of four very different people who play a weekly game of Dungeons & Dragons.

Television:

Scrubs, Family Guy, The West Wing, E.R, The Simpsons, Lost, 24, Futurama, The Tonight Show, all the flippin Law and Orders since they slaughter CSI in every way possible!

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Phantom Tollbooth, Catch 22, One Flew Over the Coocoo's Nest, Terry Brooks Books, Angels and Demons, The De Vinci Code, and Harry Potter... bitches.

Heroes:

me.or is that too conceited?If so, it's still me.