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The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing look

About Me

Currently cultivating my hair into a wavey Edward Longshanks style side shed. Although it's now starting to resemble the Elvis bouffant as sported by the chimpanzees in Planet of The Apes. Also doing my best to dress like a modern version of Harvey Keitel in Mean Streets, you can get a lot in top man these days you know.Trying to convince the people that 'Mook' is the best cuss word ever.....

My Interests

Even Kevin Costner is trying (badly) to get on the Liberty Valance bandwagon.Neil Young busking in Glasgow.. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

A Kamikaze Pilot. A Black Goth. A Door To Door Salesman Selling Doors. Daddy.

Music:

At the moment I'm reveling in a soul fest. Also listening to Hank Williams, The Sonics and lots more in between.

I made this music player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Movies:

This is actually a bit nauseating. But how many can you name?

Television:

'Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank', 'Takeshi's Castle: Best of' and 'Monkey Tennis'. The rest of it isn't very good, is it?

Books:

Like my Dad says, 'Stuart, you can't beat the classics'. And that's why I'd like to thank him for introducing me to 'Big Jugs Monthly' December 1988 Christmas edition.

Heroes:

Apart from Lee Marvin you mean? Well he may have been of dwarf proportions, with a gargantuan coupon, complete with a baldy noggin but that Bogey chap was quite a stand up guy. But wouldn't really say any of them were heroes as such.Maybe this guy...

My Blog

A kindred Spirit

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2231141.htmlPity she's such a fucking moron. But still, at least I GOT ID'D FOR BOOZE tonight.
Posted by The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:42:00 PST

My latest yarn for your eyeballs

Me and the bro stayed off the booze on Hogmanay to make this.... ...maybe we should have just got pissed and not bothered....
Posted by The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:47:00 PST

My New Future Wife

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Posted by The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:03:00 PST

Tom Cruise: Douchebag mentalist

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Posted by The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 04:53:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

I can't believe that they reckon I actually look like the main man himself, el duderino numero uno, James Spader. Just shows you how gash these things actually are. Although, even taking my Deutsche S...
Posted by The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:40:00 PST