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Bozo Destructo

life is good

About Me

I love embarrassing myself and others all in the name of good fun. I am laid back, just as happy staying home or going ape-shit on the weekends. P.S. Can't spell and don't want to learn. I am also very very messy and I found life is just easier that way!!! Remember: A friend will help you move... But a really good friend will help you move a body.

My Interests

scuba diving & drinking.........in that order.

I'd like to meet:

Fun people. People who will inspire me, PEOPLE WHO EAT MEAT! Trouble makers, drug users,bad spellers, bad dressers, gangsters, thugs and murderers. People who believe in the easter bunny.

Music:

Punk rock, Psykobilly, Hip-Hop, Jungle, DnB, 8 - BIT music

Movies:

anything with GODZILLA in it, War movies, 007 movies, porn

Television:

ummm yeah Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!

Books:

Books with lots of pictures and small amounts of text, Repair manuals, Ender's game, black hawk down, cook books, design mags, porn

Heroes:

Godzilla, Larry, Moe and Curly

My Blog

hahahaha

You Are 23 Years Old 23 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart...
Posted by Bozo Destructo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

YARRRRRRRR! 88%

BRING ME YER BOOTY CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations! You scored 88%! CAPTAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! yarrrr, ye be worhty to sail ye own boat...
Posted by Bozo Destructo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FOR SALE

I have a vintage 1972 Average Johnson which was manufactured by the Great American Penis (GAPno affiliation with the similarly-named clothing stores) Corporation. I am able to supply documentation to...
Posted by Bozo Destructo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new roomie

so we got a new roommate. she seems to fit in with us fairly well so far, drinking too much and getting kicked outta bars ect. For a bunch of people who didnt want parties at our house their doing a ...
Posted by Bozo Destructo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ok this is not a good sign...

What random picture I found on the internet are you?Your the mysterious dinnerick!Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests. ...
Posted by Bozo Destructo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OMG I am soooo sad

I scored a 51% on the "how myspace are you?" Quizie! What about you?
Posted by Bozo Destructo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lol

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill? Name: Age: Sex: MaleFemaleSexuality: StraightGayBisexualFlirting Skill Level - 36%Kissing Skill Level - 18%Cudding Skill Level - 68%Sex Skill Level - 95%Why They L...
Posted by Bozo Destructo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yet another quiz

click HERE to see what kinda druggie you are! ...
Posted by Bozo Destructo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ANOTHER STUPID QUIZ

YELLOW You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding. Find out your color...
Posted by Bozo Destructo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new job idea

so im thinking about growing a mustache and charging $1 for rides, i figure that i can make enough in a year to pay for my vacation...hmmmmmm
Posted by Bozo Destructo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST