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yo, i'm Allee i guess.
"Now I know why people get killed over drugs."-Briana "Hey there's some bullshit, let's name it Kelly."-Tia "God Dammit Kristy, Fuck!"-Everybody "If you can't be good, be cool."-Ma Mere "Briana, you're the pipe whisperer."-Me "Fuck!"-Mon pere "Allee, you're a bitch."-My brother "Mmmm, Ima get me some of him.."-My 10 year old sister "Nothing is cashed around these parts."-Briana "Don't quote me boy, I ain't said shit."-Boyz N Da Hood "To hell with you and all your friends."-TBS "Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. You know what's not natural? 80 year dudes with hard-ons, that's not natural."-Lazyboy "Sayin I'm happy when I'm not, finding roaches in the pot!"-Sublime "Oh! Oh! Oh! Talkin out the side of ya neck!"-Dem Franchize Boys "Man I smoked a hundred blunts and I still ain't hot!"-???? "I wake up in the mornin take a piss and wash my hands, take a knee and thank the man, then get back to the money."-Lil Wayne "Never hit a man with glasses. Use something larger and much heavier instead."-????