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Maurice

Some people call me Maurice....

About Me

I am a 1 year old minature poodle. My birthday is on the 4th of July...how cool is that? I live with my mommy, her roommate, and my brother August (he is cat)! We like to wrestle and I think August think's he is a dog like me but he is not but whatever...I can't discriminate. I like to show off my best tricks, act like a circus dog and hump people even though they cut off my balls...but I am still horny!! What is up with that???

My Interests

Humping anything, chewing out the couches in underwear, playing with my toys, going to dog beach, sniffing butts, meeting people people and other dogs like me!

I'd like to meet:

Some hot poodles...even though I am impotent doesn't mean I don't know my stuff...believe me. I would also like to meet other dogs in my area so we can chill and go to dog beach.

Music:

woof?

Movies:

Whatever my mommy watches...

Television:

Sometimes when the remote is on the sofa I will turn on the t.v. and watch whatever is on the channel.

Books:

I can't read :(

Heroes:

My Mommy!!!