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Tyson

Champagne, Glamour, Sex, and Respect

About Me

Right now I'm just going to college to become a teacher. I'm a transplant from the San Francisco bay area, but I gotta say the weather down here is fantastic. I do wish there was more ice hockey but unfortunately the Gulls left so now I'm stuck playing pickup with my friends and watching NHL Center Ice. I also coach hockey and it's the most rewarding thing I've done it quite a while. All in all I'm a nice guy, but I don't deal with bullshit or drama, which most people (girls especially) seem to be addicted to down here. Aside from that I really love it down here.

My Interests

Hockey, rooting for the San Jose Sharks, Alfred Hitchcock movies, reading everything I can get my hands on, cooking, motorcycles, mostly hockey, lots and lots of ice hockey. Did I mention hockey?

I'd like to meet:

GUNTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, The Strokes, Headlights, Rolling Stones, Santana, The Killers, Julie London, The Doors, The MC5, Motorhead, Tenacious D, Lou Reed, Ween, The Flaming Lips, Headlights, Nirvana, Weezer, Stan Getz, Oasis

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Pulp Fiction, Mississippi Burning, Day of the Dead, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, any of the ridiculous movies Elvis made, Polish Kitsch Project, Shaun of the Dead, The Great Escape, all the James Bond movies that Sean Connery starred in, Beavis and Butt-Head do America, Rolling Kansas, Dazed and Confused, Persepolis, Anchorman, Blazing Saddles, Stranger Than Fiction, Conspiracy, Hot Fuzz, Election,

Television:

Spongebob, Law and Order, South Park, Clone High, Scrubs, Mission Hill, The Office, any ice hockey game thats onI don't really watch T.V.

Books:

The Godfather, 1776, A People's History of the United States, Harry Potter, All Quiet on the Western Front, The Road, Overthrow, The Motorcycle Diaries, All the Shah's Men, Hegemony or Survival, I Am Legend, Reefer Madness, On The Road, No Country For Old Men, Bob Dylan's Chronicles Pt. 1

Heroes:

John Britten, Jimmy Carter, Carey Price, Troy Bayliss, John F. Kennedy, Franklin D. Roosevelt, John McGuinness, Craig Rivet, Robert Kennedy, Joey Dunlop, Ken Dryden, Maurice Richard

My Blog

This just in: I dont like Radiohead

I just don't understand why people love Radiohead. If U2(who sucks) got together with James Blunt(who sucks harder) Radiohead would be the bastard child. "The Bends" was the only the passable thing ...
Posted by Tyson on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 12:08:00 PST

I love Sweden

Yes, you heard me correctly, I FUCKING LOVE SWEDEN. You may ask, "but Tyson, why the sudden outpour of love. Your often calm, cool, and collected, which is why women drape over you and you often mus...
Posted by Tyson on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:48:00 PST

Fuck Texas

I hate Texas so much, and when it comes to matters concerning this state, there are only two kinds of people: people who hate Texas and people who have never been there. I fucking hate Texas. I've b...
Posted by Tyson on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:09:00 PST

My new hero

The sheer balls of this guy are unbelievable. I wish I had the cajones to say what this guy does. http://view.break.com/527579 - Watch more free videos...
Posted by Tyson on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:18:00 PST

Bow down before your God and his other spawn: Sam Waterston

Sam Waterston is amazing. Period. Dazzling Law & Order fans for years as the ass-kicking ADA Jack McCoy putting the smack down on criminals, corrupt officials, and anyone else that pissed him off. ...
Posted by Tyson on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:27:00 PST

Top 10s

My 10 favorite albums, In no particular orderThe Velvet Underground - LoadedLed Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IIThe Doors - The DoorsJohnny Cash - Johnny Cash Live At Folsom PrisonJimi Hendrix - Are You Exp...
Posted by Tyson on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:02:00 PST

A few ways the NHL can redeem itself

Ever since the NHL lockout, the league has been in dire straights. It's struggling to find a fan base outside it's already dedicated, and several teams have found themselves outside of traditional ho...
Posted by Tyson on Mon, 05 May 2008 07:56:00 PST

I fucking hate figure skating

Figure Skating is the worst kind of crime against that oh-so-special clean surface of ice. Figure Skating looks like a kid with down syndrome wanted to take dance, but couldn't because she was so ret...
Posted by Tyson on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:13:00 PST

An Ode to Hot Pockets

Oh Hot Pockets, it is not fair that so much awesome is contained just waiting to burst fourth from your pockety goodness. All hot, cheesy, warm, it's as though a rainbow burst forth in my mouth, with...
Posted by Tyson on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:39:00 PST