(barf)log |
why do people read this (apparently 32 today and 114 this week)? don't you know that i haven't written anything new in almost a year? what's wrong with you people?blogs are silly and yet they are al...
Posted by billy j. on Sat, 31 May 2008 02:09:00 PST |
comme ca |
soon there will be a housewarming party to commemorate my new occupation in interior drywall erection. drinks will be served. all are welcome.
Posted by billy j. on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:24:00 PST |
dick in a box |
since when did "dick" become an explicit word worth bleeping out? i was just shown the 'dick in a box' sketch from saturday night live, and they censored the word on tv. that's insane. the other d...
Posted by billy j. on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:16:00 PST |
electricAdolescent on the radio! and far far more. |
i am getting serious. about the internet.golly am i getting serious.two things:1. electricAdolescent, the picture-blog, is now up and ongoing. a loose hodgepodge of the usual shenanigans, but hey w...
Posted by billy j. on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:24:00 PST |
oh man oh man oh man |
sylvie vartan and johnny hallyday. cocktail pour deux. .. width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by billy j. on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:30:00 PST |
milkshakes! |
are awesome, of course.a vanilla shake with a loopty-loop straw makes for exquisite dining for two. but imagine those two being these two:...
Posted by billy j. on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:55:00 PST |
life and times of jesus jones. |
yesterday i had a very traumatic experience involving a rodent. i was on the phone with fon-lin and a small mouse kinda waddled into the kitchen from who knows where. he didn't scamper, didn't scurr...
Posted by billy j. on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:52:00 PST |
a shave and a haircut |
i'm breaking into a sweat going from my kitchen to my bathroom. weatherpersons are using words like 'broiling' which always makes me think of fish for some reason--a big, googly-eyed carp with irides...
Posted by billy j. on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:24:00 PST |
big daddy's no liar is what i'm saying... |
so for 4 days i've been chopping wood. i'm the paul bunyan of 1/16th scale. these pieces of wood are about chopstick in width and depth, but 2 feet long, which i segment into four 6-inch sticks. th...
Posted by billy j. on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:16:00 PST |
bogusness |
apparently wiping and reloading a computer takes like 12 million hours.enter "eat shit computer!" into google image search and the following picture appears:yeah, that's pretty much what's doing right...
Posted by billy j. on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:44:00 PST |
