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guy-IN-A-tree

get your damn lizard out of the road

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

KAT Von D

Music:


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Television:

I like to play through the channels while I skip with myself

Heroes:

Cpl Wade W. Chio A real American Bad Ass! A POW survivor of the Bataan Death March WWII ...just one of the fewcheck it outhttp://www.proviso.k12.il.us/bataan%20web/Chio_W.htm

My Blog

Jabuti

Did you know the capital of Jabuti, is Jabuti? well fuck you Jabuti. Ever hear of originality? That's like saying the capital of Thailand is Thailand but it's not! it's BANG COCK. now that's originali...
Posted by guy-IN-A-tree on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:41:00 PST

laundry day

so thursday night, i came home, and noticed i needed to put some work clothes in the wash. so i did,  to include the clothes "on my back"! (WINLK WINK) lets just say three hours later i was going...
Posted by guy-IN-A-tree on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:30:00 PST

All of the Words on a Bottle of Rolling Rock Beer

"All of the Words on a Bottle of Rolling Rock Beerin a Different Order" by Demetri Martin   Women, your ability to operateextra tendersprings from birth.Good machinery comesas your contentscause ...
Posted by guy-IN-A-tree on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

30 cents equals 10 minutes of my life??? Is my life not more valuable than that?

Let me start by expressing to you, how bad I dislike carrying loose change in my pockets. Today, I wished I had at least thirty cents. I know it's not much. Just how much could thirty cents accen...
Posted by guy-IN-A-tree on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST

OUCH! Tiny BUBBLES

      Some of you have seen this butt...       As a bachelor, I often times find my self improvising daily tasks. This is largely due to the fac...
Posted by guy-IN-A-tree on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:47:00 PST

check your glass

so... i feel i have successfully answered the age old question, "is the glass half full or half empty?" first i should tell you i'm not an overly optimistic person. i'm not the pessimist who dooms eve...
Posted by guy-IN-A-tree on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:48:00 PST

True

when i was in kindergarten, we were coloring one day. i always sucked at coloring! i couldn't stay inside the lines. i was 5 years old! but still i hated coloring. but the one thing i hated more than ...
Posted by guy-IN-A-tree on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 04:17:00 PST

git 'r done... what does it really mean?

I was at work, and someone had written, "Git'R Done" on a dry erase board. It took me all of about 2 minutes of thinking, then it hit me. Eureka! I know what it means! Got Impacted Turds Regularl...
Posted by guy-IN-A-tree on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:26:00 PST

check your fiends count!!!

i call bull shit. my page says i have 23 friends. only every time i count them... i get 22. so??? am i missing something, Is the 23rd friend, my invisible friend "fred", from my childhood? if so, Fred...
Posted by guy-IN-A-tree on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 06:10:00 PST

gum

would you like some gum? chew my rubber bum! "larry doherty~ 2003"
Posted by guy-IN-A-tree on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:28:00 PST