Mathematics |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee&...
Posted by Arnold W.Y.G.I.W.Y.G. on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:22:00 PST |
Women’s Language |
Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry. We need... = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You’ll ...
Posted by Arnold W.Y.G.I.W.Y.G. on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:51:00 PST |
Defence Attorney |
Defence Attorney: What is your age? Little old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little old Woman: There I was, sitt...
Posted by Arnold W.Y.G.I.W.Y.G. on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:29:00 PST |
Jesus Was A ....... |
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:1. He called everyone brother2. He liked Gospel3. He didn't get a fair trialBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:1. He we...
Posted by Arnold W.Y.G.I.W.Y.G. on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:47:00 PST |
When Girls don’t put out !! |
When girls don't put out!!This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much...
Posted by Arnold W.Y.G.I.W.Y.G. on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 01:09:00 PST |
21st Century Lifelessness |
21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..........................!!! Our Communication - Wireless Our Dress - Topless Our Telephone - Cordless Our Cooking - Fireless Our Youth - Jobless Our Religion - Creedless Our...
Posted by Arnold W.Y.G.I.W.Y.G. on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:39:00 PST |
RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD |
TOAISM: Shit Happens.
HARE KRISHNA: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
HINDUISM: This Shit Happened Before.
ISLAM: If Shit Happens, It Is The Will Of Allah.
ZEN: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
B...
Posted by Arnold W.Y.G.I.W.Y.G. on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:16:00 PST |
YOUR PC RELATIONSHIP |
You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when....
1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
2....
Posted by Arnold W.Y.G.I.W.Y.G. on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:19:00 PST |
40 Things a man should know before 40 |
1. The difference between love and lust.
2. How to change a tire, a diaper, and a woman's mind.
3. When to hold on and when to let go.
4. Your capacity for intimacy and alcohol.
5. Basic carpentry, pl...
Posted by Arnold W.Y.G.I.W.Y.G. on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST |
Facts of life----A must Read |
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months...
Posted by Arnold W.Y.G.I.W.Y.G. on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 05:14:00 PST |
