**JONI'S BIZNAZZ** - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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.. NUMBER ONE: I'M HERE TO GET MY LAUGH ON! ME AND MY FRIENDS EXCHANGE A LOT OF FUNNY PICS, VIDEOS AND JOKES IN BULLETINS ON A REGULAR BASIS. I LOVE MAKING NEW MALE AND FEMALE FRIENDS - ONLINE AND IN REAL LIFE! IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ANYTHING POLITICALLY CORRECT ON MY SITE - OR FROM ME - CLICK YOURSELF ON OUTTA MY SPACE. I'M A CENTRIST AND PRAGMATIST. EXTREMISTS OF ANY SORT WORK MY DAMN NERVES.NUMBER TWO: I'M HERE TO GET MY BIZ ON! SO IF WANT TO GET CLEAN CREDIT REPORTS, NEED A LOW INTEREST AUTO LOAN I'M YOUR GIRL! CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR AUTO LOAN OR GET YOUR CREDIT REPORTS CLEANED UP TODAY!JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE OR CALL ME: 916-289-2969! (9:00 a.m. - 6 p.m. PST) "JONI!!" Or hit me up on YAHOO: "UCANTHANDLETHUTRUTH" Now Onto Other Subjects: I'M NOT INTERESTED IN SWINGERS, SENDING YOU NAKED PICS OR TURNING ON MY CAM FOR YOU, ETC. YOU'RE A RETARD. GO AWAY.I DON'T INTERACT WITH ANYONE UNDER 18 ON THIS SITE. NO MENTALLY BENT "MILFS" HABITATE THIS SPACE. AS FOR MAKING MALE FRIENDS - IF YOU ARE LIVING IN YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT, I'M NOT INTERESTED. IN FACT, ANY GUY WHO LIVES IN HIS MOTHER'S BASEMENT (or attic) IS DOWNRIGHT CREEPY AND PROBABLY HAS SOMETHING BURIED IN THE CRAWLSPACE UNDERNEATH THE PORCH. **THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**

My Interests

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Music:

I enjoy all kinds of music - except for hard-core "gangsta rap!" What do you expect from a middle-aged, white chick?

Movies:

Ground Hog Day, What Dreams May Come, TOTAL RECALL, Zoolander, The Color Purple, The Bourne Identity, Old School, Goodfellas, Casino, Beaches, The Lakehouse and memorable gems such as these...

Television:

COMEDY CENTRAL - A&E, Most Haunted, Oprah, Monday Night Football, Intervention, "E", Cold Case Files, Dr. 90210, Reno 9-1-1, COPS, The History Channel, TLC and whatever else I can sneak a peek at when my 8 year old isn't monopolizing the television.

Books:

The Lords of Discipline, Children of the Light, Little Earthquakes, A Million Tiny Pieces, Cats Cradle, Push...too many to count. I love a good book.

Heroes:

Jesus, My Children, Mother Theresa, Ghandi, Bill W & Dr. Bob, Christopher Reeve, Oprah, My parents, grandparents,"everyday heroes", and all veterans past and present!

My Blog

ITS HATING TIME!!

HIYA PEOPLES! Just a word in from your favorite blonde momma... LEMME TELL YOU WHAT... Just when you thought MTV couldn't get more annoying, they give Cameron Diaz her own show called "Trippin...
Posted by **JONI'S BIZNAZZ** on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:37:00 PST

CHUCK F****NG NORRIS, mang

HIYA PEOPLES!! I NEARLY LAUGHED MY BLONDE ASS OFF THIS MORNING PONDERING THE FOLLOWING MISSIVES REGARDING CHUCK NORRIS - AND THOUGHT I'D DEVOTE SOME BLOG SPACE TO THIS INCREDIBLE MAN-GOD...
Posted by **JONI'S BIZNAZZ** on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:03:00 PST

F*** IT - No wait...

"If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay."--TANYAAmen, Sista - AMEN.**This is dedicated to a sweet GF that called me yesterday - distressed ove...
Posted by **JONI'S BIZNAZZ** on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:55:00 PST

Lesbians and the Torment of TOYS 'R US

Hiya, Peoples. In this blog - since my ISP has been down for a few days and I've been Jonesing to get my blog on - I might be all over the place. I'm warning you now that I fear digressing from digre...
Posted by **JONI'S BIZNAZZ** on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:14:00 PST

SERIOUSLY....

Hiya, Peoples... Today - on a more serious note - I wanted to share a story with you. A couple of stories in fact. Here is the first: About five years ago, an ex-friend of mine - had a par...
Posted by **JONI'S BIZNAZZ** on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:21:00 PST

DUMB BLONDES GET MORE ACTION

Hiya, Peoples...Some days - I curse more than others... Some days - I talk about sex more than others... TODAY I'M IN A HELLUVA MOOD So watch out. I stole this from Sugar Wall's page - (s...
Posted by **JONI'S BIZNAZZ** on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:40:00 PST

HAPPY SUNDAY, Peoples! :D

What did you do last night?or should I say - WHO DID YOU DO?I'm goin' to a BBQ Tonight at my sons' Daddy JOHN'S HOUSE TODAY...NO NOT THAT KINDA BBQ, CRACKHEADS!Every Sunday - I take my little one over...
Posted by **JONI'S BIZNAZZ** on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:26:00 PST

Girl-Girl Sex - Hetero Love

Hiya, Peoples... I got to thinking today about the joys of lesbian sex. NO - I'M NOT GAY. To my fundamentalist Christian readers - don't send me Bible verses. To my homophobic reade...
Posted by **JONI'S BIZNAZZ** on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:38:00 PST

NOW THEY ARE TOGETHER FOREVER....

I write the following with hot tears streaming down my face...Dana Reeve (wife of the late Christopher Reeve) has died - at the young age of 44. We should...
Posted by **JONI'S BIZNAZZ** on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:31:00 PST

DIVINE INSPIRATION

I spent my day with family. It was a great day - fantastic food - so much love. I love my family. I really wanted to go to church today - but really didn't want to go alone (alt...
Posted by **JONI'S BIZNAZZ** on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:12:00 PST