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Noah

Don't Believe Them; It's NOT Okay To Look!

About Me

Totally not an actual systems analyst. Ask me about the inside joke.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey (Updated 09/23/07)
Name:
Noah
Birthday: August 31st, '81
Birthplace: Hayward, California
Current Location: Uptown Minneapolis, The Drunkiest Place That's Nearby
Eye Color: I've been told they're like the sea after a storm.
Hair Color: Brown with red highlights
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lil bih-uh both
Your Heritage: 50% Irish, 50% English, 2% Costa Rican. Which, of course, means I can drink, I have impeccable manners, and can dance
The Shoes You Wore Today:Airwalks. False advertising.
Your Current Weakness/es: Christos was sold, and now I have a still-unnamed guitar that used to belong to Jessie Green, who is now a Foo Fighter. My music fought foo! Oh, and breasts (still)
Your Current Fears: Spiders, wasting time, that crab woman
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple, Canadian Bacon, and Elisha Cuthbert. Not "24" Elisha, but "Love Actually" Elisha.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be less bitter and more apathetic.
Thoughts First Waking Up Today: "My sister needs to feed her damned cat. Nobody should be THIS needy..."
Your Currently Best Physical Feature: My hands
Your Current Bedtime: Anytime past the witching hour.
Currently Your Most Missed Memory: Rocking my very first show at the Coffee Grounds on September 8th.
Favorite Current Drink: Jack and Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both have their qualities, but the King's got the best burgers anywhere, Jack.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, like Stephen Lynch (who am I kidding, nobody gets that reference.)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither. Green Tea. And NOT the
Do you Smoke: Yes I do. And I am never quitting.
Do you Swear: Yes, too often.
Do you Sing: Yes, too often.
Do you want to go to College: Done it. Liked it. But not again.
Do you believe in yourself: Eh, maybe.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I have my good and bad days like anyone else.
Are you a Health Freak:When the mood strikes.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're okay.
Do you play an Instrument: Perhaps. Why don't you take a look at my picture, Survey.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope, not a real mallrat.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, and it's a pity. Sushi is God's way of telling us that we should all celebrate Katanaka annually.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not that I can remember...
Ever been called a Tease: I'm sure I have.
Ever been Beaten up: It's the only way to fly.
How do you want to die: Why, slowly and painfully, of course!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Growing up's for pussies.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, Ireland, and England.
Number of CDs I own: Quite a bit. Never enough.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: Tempting...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None. All taught a lesson I wouldn't have learned any other way.

My Interests



My interests are writing, guitar, pool, movies, books, good conversation, anyone with a decent sense of humor, and passably sufficient command of the English language.

I'd like to meet:

Slash. Or Rose McGowan.

Music:

Creedence Clearwater Revival
Guns N' Roses
AC/DC
Frank Sinatra
Sublime
Reel Big Fish
Norah Jones
Def Leppard
The Beatles
Tenacious D

Movies:

Desperado
Mary Poppins
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The Life of David Gale
Fight Club
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Leon (The Professional)
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Monster House

Television:

Dead Like Me
Family Guy
Saturday Night Live
The Brak Show
Sex and the City
MXC
Invader Zim
Square One (old skool)
Weeds
Da Ali G Show

Books:

The Persuader--Lee Child
Youth in Revolt--C. D. Payne
Silence of the Lambs--Thomas Harris
Good Omens--Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban--J. K. Rowling
Dave Barry's Guide to Guys--Dave Barry
When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?--George Carlin
IT--Stephen King
The Great Train Robbery--Michael Crichton
Antietam Brown--Mick Foley

Heroes:

Borat, Jack Reacher, Hendrix

My Blog

To Avoid Confrontation

...she never kept the same address. In conversation, she spoke just like a baroness. Met a man from China, went down to Geisha Minah, then again... incidentally... if you're that way inclined... *all...
Posted by Noah on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:32:00 PST

Just The Mention Of Pol Pot

...gives me the munchies. ~Happiest of birthdays to Adam Long and Matt Terry, both turning 23. Congrats! Matt Terry, and Adam Long-Long-Long, hooray! Christopher Walken loves you more than hot dogs. Y...
Posted by Noah on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:29:00 PST

A New Friend For Five

...can now be found here: www.myspace.com/bearsonponies. First...whatever...goes to Alicia for "Bears On Ponies." The image that's on the site was pretty damned close to the image that popped in my h...
Posted by Noah on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:10:00 PST

Life Is Like Singing Karaoke

...sometimes you can do the whole song perfectly (like, say, oh, well, "Sweet Child Of Mine"), only to choke on the last really imporant high note. Kinda like my last night, actually... ~I met a veget...
Posted by Noah on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:10:00 PST

I’ve Got A New Drug

...that dares not let me speak its name. ~Yesterday I was totally in my own little Bon Jovi music video. I took some walks yesterday cause DAMN it was nice out... one of them took me by the GameStop ...
Posted by Noah on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:53:00 PST

We-hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

...Ya know ya make me wanna type (type) Press those keys now and (type) Letters and numbers now and (type) Without lookin' now and (type) Words per minute now and (type) Heyyy-eyyy-eyyy-ey (heyyy-eyyy...
Posted by Noah on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:08:00 PST

Hmmm, We All Hate Computers...

...let's call ourselves "People Who Rage Against All The Machines We Hate!" *googles* Aw, dammit. ~The Five have come forward. Adam Long, Joseph Krautkramer, Alicia Kopp, Emily.. er... Merriweath...
Posted by Noah on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:18:00 PST

What A Fool You Are

~...if you sit down to write, and have not stood up and lived. *stand* Okay, enough of that shit. *sits* (And that, my Inconstant Perusers, is just one reason why I love Sinfest. www.sinfest.net Start...
Posted by Noah on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:02:00 PST

Sick And Tired

~Of drama, lack of communications, but mostly, currently, really, the inside of my bathroom. I feel better today, but eh. Homemade chocolate chip cookies and milk helped (I'm sure). ~Oh boy...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:37:00 PST

What Do Hardcore Cats Do?

~They French-kiss their sex kittens. ~I was on a such a rant yesterday that I forgot to include the rest of my story... I'll shorten it, as I don't want the tangents to get even worse. Like I was say...
Posted by Noah on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:47:00 PST