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Laurie's Converse

All must bow down to our regime!

About Me

About Us


Hello there!

We are Laurie's much-loved Converse shoes, Lefty and Righty. We were kinda bored, so we decided to start our own Myspace. Because we can. And because we are intelligent enough to.
Yes, this is really us typing. Lefty and Righty, the pink velvet Converse. If you're wondering how we can type: don't. Just don't doubt that we can.
Trust us.
Come on, if two shoes are smart enough to know how a computer works, they know how to type. That's logical, right? Right.
Now that we've introduced ourselves, it's time that you got to know us a little better. This is why we composed two easy lists of the things we like and of the things we hate. Take a look!

Our Likes


- Other Converse
- Walking
- Funky-Coloured Laces
- Rain
- MySpace
- All music Laurie listens to
- Getting our picture taken. We're attention whores.

Our Dislikes


- Gum on the floor.
- Basically all icky things found on sidewalks.
- People doubting that shoes can start a MySpace.
- Getting completely worn to pieces.

Songs About Shoes


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Rad People To Meet


- Al Bundy: 'Cause he's world's most-known shoe salesman.
- Bush: 'Cause we want to kick his A double S.
- Other Shoes: 'Cause we're looking for friends.

Movies:

- About A Shoe
- In Her Shoes
- Harry Potter and the Shoe of Fire
- Monty Python And The Holy Shoe
- Ninth Shoe, The
- Shoes Of The Caribbean
- What Shoes Want

Television:

- Shoebie-Doo
- SpongeBob SquareShoes
- X-Shoes

Books:

Chuck Taylor, All-Star: The True Story Behind The Most Famoes Shoe In History

Heroes:

- Chuck Taylor
- SuperShoe
- ShoeMan