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Toni

Relax...Relate...Release... Now where the blue hell is the Prozac?!?!?

About Me

Hello everyone. Most of the people reading this already knows me so I won't say much because everything I would normally say they already know. For those that don't know me... I LOVE my husband to pieces, I have ten toes, my boobs match, I can make a booger talk, and may the scwhartz be with you. I think that about covers the basics. Since I am so happily spoken for I will NOT, I repeat NOT be humping anyone asking for friend requests, thank you :)Confucius say "Man who fart in church, sit in own pew" I edited my profile at MsPremade.com . check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Deez Nutz!!... oh yeah, and music and art and fashion and IS Technology and social/political issues plaguing our community... but mostly deez nutz.Katt Williams - Dance

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Your Personality Profile
You are dignified, spiritual, and wise.
Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself.
You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books.

You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life.
You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world.
A good friend, you always give of yourself first. The World's Shortest Personality TestYo Mama
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.

Mermaid


75%

Angel


75%

Faerie


59%

Dragon


50%

WereWolf


25%

Demon


0%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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Music:

Stevie Wonder, D'angelo, Aretha Franklin, Patti Labelle, Earth Wind and Fire, Raphael Saadiq, Raheem Devaughn, Toni Braxton, Angie Stone, Common, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Kem, Aerosmith, Nirvana, Doobie Brothers, etc.
Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails

"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no
Soul to tell"

When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?

Movies:

The Color Purple, South Park, The Matrix, Boomerang, Kill Bill, Hero, Iron Monkey, Love Jones, Chicago, Love Actually, The Princess Bride

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
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Television:

South Park, Sex And The City, Chapelle Show, Sopranos, Will and Grace, Oz.. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Waiting To Exhale, Invisible Life, How Stella Got Her Goove Back, Any Way The Wind Blows

Heroes:

Martin Luther King, Maya Angelou, Oprah Winfrey, Josephine Bakeruncle fucker

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My Blog

Ding dong the Republicans are DEAD!!!

I am SOOO glad the house and senate turned over. I may not need to move to Canada after all! ...and I must say Bush is even dumber than I thought. He had the nerve to fire Rumsfeld (kudos on that BTW)...
Posted by Toni on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:58:00 PST

Why can't Canada be WARMER?!?!

I am SO ready to leave this DANG BLASTED shitbox of a country. If Canada wasn't so flippin cold I would've moved immediately following the last sham of an election.  This particular blog entry co...
Posted by Toni on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:30:00 PST

AHH!! The JOYS of a Wedding

Hey everyone!This is my first blog entry... but it's a definitely a doozy Last weekend I married the most wonderful man I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.  It is a decision I am happy I ma...
Posted by Toni on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:45:00 PST