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Kellirose1313

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

About Me

Short, weird, perverted, larping, renn faire working, redhaired dork. I work at a call center doing customer service for a webhosting/domain registration company. I spend alot of time online and bugging my friends. I live to answer questions absolutely no subject off limits. So, in other words, if you're curious, ask I'll tell you no problem.

My Interests

singing, play all music based video games, puzzle/trivia games, playing with my kids, hanging with friends and goofing around, shopping (I am female after all), WoW, rpging, reading, collecting anything I like, play time.


Your Pickup Line Is
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. The Magical Pick Up Line Generator



TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kelli
Birthday: May 13th 1977
Birthplace: Plantation, Florida
Current Location: Boca Raton, Florida
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Red (currently Burgandy)
Height: 5'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: purple/black velcro sneakers
Your Weakness: not telling
Your Fears: too many to list (yes, I'm neurotic)
Your Perfect Pizza: thin crust, green peppers, bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: raise my pain tolerance
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: need more sleep
Your Bedtime: 1am-ish
Your Most Missed Memory: not sure, it's missing
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcds
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: capp
Do you Smoke: used to (stopped Sept 1 2007)
Do you Swear: all the damn time
Do you Sing: all the damn time, every single chance I get
Do you Shower Daily: every other day unless did something dirty
Have you Been in Love: couple times
Do you want to go to College: tried, failed
Do you want to get Married: tried, failed once, I'll let you know on the second
Do you belive in yourself: on occassion
Do you get Motion Sickness: all the damn time
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: yeah, no definately no
Do you get along with your Parents: see above
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: straight shot of SoCo yesterday (4/18/8)
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no sadly
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: haven't had oreos in forever
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, hmm yum
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: never have, never will
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: it's possible
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: oh yeah
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: constantly
How do you want to Die: quietly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: thinner
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland (the homeland baby)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: regardless
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: long, flowy, let me play with it!!!!!
Height: taller than me
Weight: I like gangly thin or big and cuddly
Best Clothing Style: relaxed
Number of Drugs I have taken: like total ever? ummm less than 5
Number of CDs I own: none, I have 16 gig of mp3s
Number of Piercings: 4, 2 in each ear
Number of Tattoos: 1 so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret: innumerable

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

John Waters, Terry Pratchett, Tim Burton, Clive Barker, Wes Craven, Guillarmo Del Toro, New friends and interesting geeks.
Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies)

Music:

I love musicals best. I listen to alittle bit of all these: bubblegum pop, comedy (dr. demento, weird al, spike jones, etc.), metal, oldies, classic rock, 80s (fer sure), rap/hiphop, classical, country, rock, jazz, classical, etc.

Movies:

Horror movies are my absolute favorite, as gory as they come!! I love sci-fi, psychological thrillers, hardcore gore, anything with zombies, musicals, romantic comedy, murder mysteries, and adventure.

Television:

House MD, Doctor Who, Project Runway, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Food Network Challenge, Numb3rs, Robot Chicken, Torchwood

Books:

Soul Music by Terry Pratchet (all the Discworld books really), Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, Xanth Series by Peirs Anthony, Hitchhiker's Guide, 'dentity crisis, Narnia, Valdemar series

Heroes:

Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Long live the Church of Captain Tightpants)

My Blog

Free Purse

No woman can resist purses or something. Anyway chance to win a free purse, oh yeah I'm there. It'd certainly improve my weekend after last night's horrendous news.I have entered the drawing at Handba...
Posted by Kellirose1313 on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 10:28:00 PST

All men everywhere should read this

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/561877622.html Dear Men, Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, ...
Posted by Kellirose1313 on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:26:00 PST

Light a candle for survival

http://shadesong.livejournal.com/3583510.html On June 6th I will be joining the small effort here to add my bit of light to the darkness of sexual abuse. I will light a candle for anyone who would lik...
Posted by Kellirose1313 on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:19:00 PST

Out of Spoons

This is not my story. It was written by  Christine Miserandino (www.butyoudontlooksick.com/) to describe what having Lupus is like to her friend. I have edited it slightly to reflect Fi...
Posted by Kellirose1313 on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:31:00 PST

survey, very long

Full Name: Kelli N/A (I'm not given that out online)Nick Name(s): Kelli Rose, Little OneBirthday: 5/13/1977Height:  5'0"Hair Color: red/blackHair Length: just past shoulders, getting longerEye Co...
Posted by Kellirose1313 on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:10:00 PST

13 Right (would have been 16 if I'd gone w/ my instincts)

The average person only gets 7 right. This is based on U.S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see! There are...
Posted by Kellirose1313 on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:10:00 PST

This was a witnessed Customers_Suck on LJ

Apparantly MySpace is THE EVIL!!! There are no words.While at breakfast this morning, I was treated to this gem. Not really suckage as much as WTFage...though it did totally upset many dining experien...
Posted by Kellirose1313 on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:29:00 PST

Warning graphic poetry ahead. (yes it is a bit cheesy, so sue me)

What exactly do I want?I want you.I want you to take all my clothes off.I want to take all your clothes off.I want to taste every single inch of your body, as you would mine.I want you to ask me to go...
Posted by Kellirose1313 on Wed, 31 May 2006 08:43:00 PST

uh

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Posted by Kellirose1313 on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 11:10:00 PST

questions, questions

Ask me a question about each of the following: 1. Friends 2. Sex 3. Music 4. Drugs 5. Love 6. MySpace No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential.
Posted by Kellirose1313 on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:02:00 PST