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Christopher

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

About Me

Based on how long it took me to write something for this, it’s a safe bet that I could be said to be prone to procrastination. I would probably be described as being “the quiet type” by most folks who know me, and that suits me just fine... better than being known as that loud annoying bastard, right?After 10 or so years as a slave to the cubicle god (my last position was pursuing wayward taxpayers… how fun can you get?) I have fled the office environment and found myself in my first ever “service” job, slinging coffee and booze for the unwashed masses and surprisingly enjoying it. The pay is for crap but at least I can sleep at night. Or day. Whatever. I have a weakness for cats, bats, swampland, canoeing, music of all types, Pre-Raphaelites and Art Nouveau, history, antique and modern firearms, sci-fi and horror books, movies and comics, reading in general, cats again, redheads, coffee, cigarettes, Cary Grant flicks, flicks recommended by the great Joe Bob Briggs, flicks that your mother warned you about, etc, etc…

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The SOB that turned HellBlazer into “Constantine”. Five minutes and a baseball bat, that’s all I ask.

Television:


You scored as Moya (from Farscape). You are surrounded by muppets. But that is okay because they are your friends and have shown many times that they can be trusted. Now if only you could stop being bothered about wormholes.

Coming on December 1, 2005:
Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel

Moya (from Farscape)


100%

Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars)


94%

Serenity (from Firefly)


81%

Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica)


81%

SG-1 (from Stargate)


75%

Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix)


56%

Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop)


56%

Enterprise D (from Star Trek)


50%
Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? v1.0
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Books:

Anything by: Neil Gaiman, Mehitobel Wilson, Poppy Z Brite, Caitlin R Kiernan, Christina Faust, Joe R. Lansdale, Joe Bob Briggs, Clive Barker, Richard Matheson, David J. Schow, Nick Cave, Florence King, George R.R. Martin, David Drake, David Webber, Eric Flint, Jerry Pournelle, Larry Niven, S.M. Stirling, Kurt Vonnegut, Harlan Ellison, Kage Baker, Lois McMaster Bujold, James Alan Gardner, Carl Hiaasen, Don Marquis, Edward Gorey, Tom Stoppard, Rudyard Kipling, Christina Rossetti, P.G. Woodhouse, Harper Lee, Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings, Mark Twain, Dorothy Parker, Sylvia Plath and many more I'm forgetting at the moment... or just getting to know.

My Blog

No offense, No Regrets... ;)

 Yeah, I know he's a conservative twit but I still found this article rather funny. I feel like such a rebel now. Sun Aug 27, 2006 at 10:48:03 AM MDT  NYTimes   Nonconformity Is S...
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:55:00 PST

No Zippo's 'till the 1930's, folks....

A test if you will, I have the rare opportunity to sit down at my leisure on a PC and I was curious if anyone actually checks my "blog". Nothing more to mention than I finally updated (read as : final...
Posted by Christopher on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:10:00 PST