Penis wants a raise |
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1-------- I do physical labour. 2.------- I work at great depths. 3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do. 4...
Posted by Anna on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 03:00:00 PST |
Blonde joke - sorry i love you blondes really |
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class getsupand moves to the First Class section and sits down.The flight attendantwatchesher do this and asks to see her ...
Posted by Anna on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:37:00 PST |
mayo jar and coffee - food for thought |
THE MAYONNAISE JAR AND COFFEEWhen things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in aday are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar... and the coffee...A professor stood before hi...
Posted by Anna on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:06:00 PST |
Tarzan n jane! |
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him w...
Posted by Anna on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:40:00 PST |
Genie |
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Ofcourse, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through thewindow of the biggest house adjacent to the course.The husband cringed, "I w...
Posted by Anna on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:32:00 PST |
poems |
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he spe...
Posted by Anna on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:07:00 PST |
911 |
MAKES YOU THINK1) New York City has 11 letters2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towersin 1993) has 11 letters.4) George W Bush has 11 lett...
Posted by Anna on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:52:00 PST |
A Love Story |
I will seek and find you .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for ...
Posted by Anna on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:12:00 PST |
Afterlife |
Two women meet in the afterlife: 1st woman: Hi. My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi. I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible. 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I q...
Posted by Anna on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:37:00 PST |
words women use |
WORDS WOMEN USE ****************************** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an h...
Posted by Anna on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:14:00 PST |
