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Hosted By SparkleTags.com21/f/new philai like acoustic guitars and people who play them. bongo drums, bass, harmonica. my favorite place to be next to being with my kids, is in a house full of musically talented people, or just drunk ones who...really like music, having a good time. =Phttp://a709.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_3307dee d1ca4496ef470a6e507f4672c.jpg..AIM gnarkill555 ICQ..: 87400003 Click for my LiveJournal: disturbedfetish
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Name:

Shay Nicole
Birthdate: 9/20/85
Birthplace: Union Hospital. Dover, OH
Current Location: my room
Eye Color: blue, atleast they used to be. i think they're green now. sometimes.
Hair Color: brunnette
Height: 5'6"
Weight: don't wanna know. last time checked was 130.8 and that was at the fitness center, superscales. lol
Piercings: tongue, ears, cartlidge, naval 3 times and i let it heal again so i quit
Tatoos: 7
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yep
Overused Phraze: "Margarita!" (that is my equivelent to "hello")b
FAVORITES

Food: chicken & vegetables
Candy: 5th Avenue, anything fruity or sour
Number: 12
Color: brown, black, puke green, tan, eathy colors.
Animal: living, preferrably
Drink: water, milk
Alcohol Drink: Jagermeister, Beer...lots of it.
Bagel: dont like bagels.
Letter: X
Body Part on Opposite sex: several. stomach, back and the slope from neck to shoulder
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Mt. Dew , not coke.
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King. Dollar menu, bitches.
Strawberry or Watermelon: can i add kiwi to either?
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla sucks
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: black coffee
Kiss or Hug: both
Dog or Cat: catdog, u can have two in one
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: god i hate winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both.
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i have nothing else to do
Most Missed Memory: when life was easy
Best phyiscal feature: u tell me
First Thought Waking Up: do i have to get up?
Goal for this year: survive, and then some.
Best Friends: under normal circumstances dont exist. besides, i don't rate my friends.
Weakness: sympathetic and compassionate
Fears: fear of the unknown
Heritage: uh, german, irish, cherokee and shawnee indian, my familys a bunch of mating whores...its hard to tell.
Longest relationship: 6 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: yes
Ever been Drunk: never...
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: back in my young n dumb days
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: nope. well...kind of? lol
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: duh....and same.

IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue or green. but really it doesnt matter.
Favorite Hair Color: dark, but really it doesnt matter
Short or Long: depends on their style
Height: dont care
Style: dont care
Looks or Personality: unique
Hot or Cute my guy is both!
Drugs and Alcohol: to an extent
Muscular or Really Skinny: dont care.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: none
What country do you want to Visit: Thailand
How do you want to Die: anyway but suffocation or drowning
Been to the Mall Lately: Will and I went to see Blades Of Glory...hilarious!
Do you like Thunderstorms: absolutely
Get along with your Parents: yea
Health Freak: nah
Do you think your Attractive: sometimes
Believe in Yourself: 98% of the time
Want to go to College: do go
Do you Smoke: dont remind me
Do you Drink: do u know me...
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: sometimes
Want to get Married: eventually.
Do you want Children: got two wonderful babes =)
Have your future kids names planned out: current=Deryck James Marcus Ferguson & Alayna LaRaye Ferguson
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: ohhh, soon.? lol
Hate anyone: hate is baggage
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My Interests



WILLY MASON lyrics the human mind, exotic dancers, the news lately....never knew so much stuff happened around here. a lot more but i really cant cover some without all so i give up... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE --
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THE BASICS
Name: Shay
Gender: Female
Age: 21
Screen Name: aim=gnarkill555
Birthday: September 20th, 1985
Race: i'm too slow, i'll lose.
School/Grade: Kent Tusc
Job: i can't whistle. that has nothing to do with it. i know.
Status: MVP
Hometown: New Philadelphia
Current Town: New Philadelphia....jumped around but im here for the moment
Parents Still Together?: no, never married, met on the carnival, split before i was born
Siblings: 1 brother 1 sister
Pets: R.I.P. Nugget, Manson and Otto. 1 Dog, Sabbath. 1 estranged cat, Mud. so he can tell his friends "my name is mud"
Smoker: in the process of quitting, so far i'm on step 034958
Drinker: religion
Virgin: shut up
Orientation: 70% lesbian
Drugs: i smoke. thats about it
APPEARANCE
Hair Color: black
Is It Dyed?: yea, but its naturally almost black.
Eye Color: blue but now i think theyre green
Height: 5'6"
Style: just whatever i spose
Glasses/Contacts/None?: none
Freckles: none
Shoe Size: 8 1/2
Piercings: tongue, ex-naval times 3, ex-nose times 1, cartlidge, lobes double peirced
Want More?: i always up for seconds. i get hungry
Tattoos?: 7
Want More?: mark me up
Braces?: nope
Overall Best Feature:: text messaging
Overall Worst Feature:: predictive text =P
Do you get most of your traits from mom or dad?: mom
LIKES/DISLIKES
Favorite Color: brown, black, puke green, tan, earthy colors.
Worst Color: um, i dont know really. used to be red but anymore i've taken a liking to it
Favorite Number: 12
Favorite Animal: dont have a favorite
Least Favorite Animal: spider, its not an animal but i hate its entire species
Favorite Flower: lilacs and irises
Favorite Food: chicken & vegetables.
Worst Food: bbq sauce
Favorite Junk Food: dont like a lot of junk food, does cheesecake count? oh and i heart 5th avenue candy bars
Worst Junk Food: anything with coconut
Favorite Restaraunt: any restaraunt with mt. dew and high chairs
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: plain chocolate and chocolate w/ peanut butter
Favorite Candy: 5th avenue, anything fruity or sour
Favorite Alcoholic Drink: i'm so sick of answering this question
Favorite NON Alcoholic Drink: water, milk
Worst Alcoholic Drink: samuel adams and straight vodka...and goldschlager
Worst NON Alcoholic Drink: sierra mist
Favorite Genre of Music: blues, funk, psychadelic, reggae, metal and basically anything i get can into
Worst Genre: anything that says skeet skeet skeet skeet
Favorite Band/Artist: cant name one
Worst Band/Artist: many
Favorite Song: Blind Melon- No Rain is up there
Worst Song: sumthin bout buddha buddha buddha or whatever the hell they're sayin' its on the radio and i think its got the ying yang twins in it b/c theyre doin that gay ass whisper thing
97.5, 106.9, 106.3, 107.5, and 88.1 at night (metal)
Favorite Book: And I don't Want to Live This Life- about Nancy Spungeon (sid n nancy) written by her mother
Worst Book: handbooks
Favorite Type of Movie: cult classic,psychological drama, etc
Worst Type of Movie: none really, um...a bad one?
Favorite Movie: couldnt name one
Worst Movie Ever: idk what it was called but it was supposd 2 b about kurt cobain, but like, courtney didnt give them rights so it wasnt official. i ddnt watch it all the guy lookd like a queer
Favorite TV Show: eh
Wost TV Show: Wost, heh
Favorite Season of the Year: the transition from spring to summer
Worst Season: winter
Best Friend: myself
Worst Enemy: that damn penguin
Favorite Day of the Week: thursdays and saturdays...tied
Least Favorite Day of the Week: monday...cliche
Favorite Sport: basketball
Sport You Hate: soccer
One thing you cant get enough of: drinks
One thing you hate more than anything: deceit
LOVE LIFE
Are You Single?: nope
If not, who is your bf/gf?:Will I Am
How Long Have You Been Together?:since st. patty's eve
If You're Single, Do you Like It?: n/a
Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now?: no crush
First Kiss: uh, my cousin when i was 5. does that count? lol
Ever Kiss in the Rain?: and it was freaking AWESOME
In a Movie Theater?: yea
Underwater?: not as good as in the rain
First Love: James
Been Cheated on?: hasn't everyone
Used Someone?: only if u count gettin' free drinks
Been used?: hasn't everyone
Lied to your bf/gf?: lies r disappointing
Ever Made out With Just a Friend?: yea
Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend?: yea
Are You a Tease?: no, and fuck off b/c i know what ur thinking
Do you Flirt a Lot?: i cant help it, its innocent and nothing comes of it, its just fun
Longest Relationship: almost 6 years
Shortest: idk
Have you Ever Gotten a Poem?: yes
Ever Get Flowers?: yes
Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten: true love
Do you Like Valentine's Day or Sweetest Day?: sweetest day, cuz its not over rated like v-day
Do you Believe in Love at First Sight?: i knew i loved allen iverson the first time i layed eyes on him =) other than that, no.
Do you Believe in "The One"?: yes
Do you Fall in Love Fast?: no
Are you a Player?: no
Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex?: i have
Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day?: yes
Kissed 2 People At One Time?: yes
Had Sex with 2 People in One day?: does myself count...b/c like, masturbation i dont know if thats really sex
Had sex with 2+ People at One Time?: blah
Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex?: yes
Ever Been Dumped?: no
Ever dumped someone?: yes
Ever been rejected?: in a way
Do you have a lot of ex's?: except james..yea, but none were real serious. highschool crap
Are you a slut?: no
Ever been called one?: yea
Ever dated someone more than once?: yea
Do you ever make the first move?: yes
Double dates or single?: either or. both are fun. depends on the mood i guess
Do you want to get married?: eventually
OPPOSITE SEX (what you're attracted to)
Hair Color: dont care
Short or long?: dont care
Eye color?: i like blue and green a lot but it dont matter
Style: dont care
Age: not ancient and not prepubescent
Height: dnot care
Weight: not too big
Muscular or skinny?: dont care
Boxers or Breifs?: boxers
Do you care about looks?: i have to be able to look at the person atleast
OTHER QUESTIONS
Can you drive?: yes
Do you have a car?: yes
Do you have a cell phone?: yes
Are you online a lot?: myspace
Do you like gay/bi people?: yes
Can you speak another language?: spanish
Do you do well in school?: college gpa 3.7
Do you collect anything?: friends
Have an obsession?: many
Do you hate yourself?: nah
Ever smile for no reason?: yea
Talk to yourself?: yes
Do you have any regrets?: i say no, but yes
Believe in magick?: whats the K for ?
Do you support gay marriage?: yes
Sex before marriage?: sure
Do you trust people easily?: hell no
Forgive easily?: depends
Do you have a secret no one knows?: yea
Do you get along with your parents?: yea
What about other people?: more than most
How do you vent your anger?: varies
Do you like George Bush?: neutral
Goal Before you die?: figure myself out and give my kids a good life
Biggest Fear: fear of the unknown
Biggest Weakness: overly compassionate and sympathetic
Do you play an instrument?: blah
What do you want to be when you grow up?: a muthafuckin' hustla, u betta ask somebody. j/k
PERSONALITY TRAITS
Are you...
A bitch?: sometimes
A daydreamer?: yea
Shy?: not typically
Talkative?: most of the time
Energetic?: 50/50
Happy?: absofuckinlutely
Depressed?: not really
Funny?: sure
Slutty?: no
Boring?: there's always something
Mean?: rarely. only if necessary
Nice?: of course
Caring?: yes
Trustworthy?: u bet
Confident?: usually
Friendly?: uh huh
Smart?: sure
Sarcastic?: yea
Dependable?: yes
Quiet?: not often
Weird?: absolutely
Adaptable?: in most cases
Strong (emotionally)?: for the most part
Strong (physically)?: i think im good to go
Mature?: yea
Logical?: i guess
Religious?: sometimes
Modest?: bleh
Indesicive?: sometimes
Sympathetic?: yes
Polite?: yes
Creative?: yes
Fun to be around?: i like to think so
Loveable?: "
Easily Amused?: often
Outgoing?: yes
Daring?: used to be
Clumsy?: more than anyone i know lol
Nosy?: FUCK YES!
Lazy?: sometimes
Scary?: umm.....??? ok.
Optimistic?: usually
Persuasive?: yes
A good listener?: yes
Curious?: yes
Determined?: yes
Determined?: yes, u must be damn determined asking me twice
Artistic?: yes
Honest?: honest and open
Respectful?: yes
Concieted?: no
Cocky?: no
Controlling?: no
Playful?: yes
Easygoing?: more than most
Carefree?: about certain things
Hot Headed?: not sure what that means really....or if everyone else knows exactly what it means, so i'm not answering
Serious?: sometimes
Thoughtful?: yes
Considerate?: yes
Stubborn?: YES
Romantic?: YES
Ambitious?: yes
Jealous?: nah
Insecure?: about what...
Obsessive?: about certain things
Attentive?: unless i'm drunk. then i either care too much, or not enough. =P
Helpful?: yes
Punctual?: sometimes
Rational?: usually
Sincere?: very
Tolerant?: of differences and such. but no one is gonna walk all over me, if thats the case.
GOODBYE
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Was it too long?: really
Do you think it contained just about everything?: not really
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Music:

Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Otis Redding, Bob Dylan, Rick James, Pearl Jam, Bill Withers, Disco Stu, Radiohead, Primus, Black Sabbath, Danzig, Les Claypool, Led Zepplin, 311, Buckethead, Jimi Hendrix, CCR, Acid Bath, Tool, Incubus, Eric Clapton, Boy Hits Car, Dashboard Confessional, Jane's Addiction, Helmet, Mushroomhead, Johnny Cash, Rancid (old), first Limp Bizkit album ONLY, Pantera, Killswitchengage, Biohazard, Ludacris lol, Black Label Society, Deicide, Dead Kennedys, The Mentors, Pink FLoyd, The Doors, Nirvana, Deftones, Social Distortion, some Dropkick Murphys, some 80s, some oldies, and some fucking SUBLIME!!!!!!!!+a thousand other bands.

Movies:

just about any movie. I'm a movie nut.A Clockwork Orange, The Wall, Requiem For A Dream, Haggard, American History X, GIA, Bound, Donnie Darko, Trainspotting, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Army of Darkness, American Psycho, Wonderland, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, GARFIELD, Racing Stripes, Saw (both), Stay,once again i couldnt possibly cover them all.

Television:

A&E, Court tv, MSNB Investigates...etc.

Books:

And I Don't Want to Live This Life (written by Nancy Spungeon's mother -Sid n Nancy) its the story of nancys life. The Door to December by Dean Koontzand stephen king, john saul, or dean koontz book.

Heroes:

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My Blog

The best investment u will ever make..oh, n KELLER WILLIAMS!

....would be to watch these videos.TALENT, FUCKING TALENT.if ur bored (which ur on myspace....ur bored) this is definitely worth ur time.the first one is about 10 minutes long. but trust me its worth ...
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photos..

  250 split open mic night last thursday   night of the OSU (a.k.a. the florida) game...          ...
Posted by shay on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:23:00 PST

suprise!!

i just poured a perfectly un-expired glass of milkand it tastes like there's been cereal in it.wouldn't it suck if someone poured their left over cereal milk back in the jug...and then i drank it. yea...
Posted by shay on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

we quit smoking in the house.....


Posted by shay on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:21:00 PST

250 Split open mic night.....pics.

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Posted by shay on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:26:00 PST

it is so sad that i even care

but my fucking bulletins won't post. this shouldn't matter...but it does. is addiction the word? i need to be assessed. someone please hit me up with a survey. AH survey! no... test.   soon they ...
Posted by shay on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:22:00 PST

Happy Birthday SARA! a few pics

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Posted by shay on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:19:00 PST

"i don't enjoy writing...

... i enjoy having written." "writing is never finished. it is just abandoned."    
Posted by shay on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:27:00 PST

beer chain

ok the bulletins are down..for MORE than an hour i might add. so i guess i have to deal with this blog...   germ - FAT TIRE (which im drinking at this VERY MOMENT!!!)ppp- Guinessms. sunshine - ro...
Posted by shay on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:06:00 PST