Writing songs.
Selling "EMO SUCKS" T-Shirts out of the trunk of my car.
Starting sentences with "Hey! Fallout Boy!" when I see a guy in women's jeans.
Punching any Hippie who asks for a "Schwill" of anything I am drinking.
Walking the fine line between sexual harrassment and flirting. (Such a hard line to walk)
Like-minded People
I like getting messages. As long as you aren't asking me to view your webcam. I hate that shit!
Flaming Lips, Rush, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Beatles, Phish, Grateful Dead, the derks., Allman Brothers, Bela Fleck, Weather Report, Primus, Ween, My Morning Jacket, Pearl Jam, AIC, Soundgarden, STP, Radiohead, Talking Heads, James Brown, Parlaiment, Public Enemy, RATM, Beck, The Who, Frank Zappa, Metallica, Megadeth, Deadboy & the Elephantmen, Corrosion of Conformity, Sepultura, Acid Bath, Slayer, Pat Metheney, Chet Atkins, Keller Williams, Sean Lennon, Anthrax, Monster Voo Doo Machine, Deep Purple, Oysterhead, Disco Biscuits, Pink Floyd, MC5, Blind Melon, Jane's Addiction,.. Nickelback is in a 3-way suck-fest with Seether and Staind.
Anything Kevin Smith wrote (yea, even Jersey Girl), Club Dread, PI, The Boondock Saints, Star Wars series, Indiana Jones series, Back to the Future series, Office Space.
I'm an unfortunate casualty of the History Channel.
I watch more X-Files Re-Runs than any person really should.
I'm a sucker for animated comedies (Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, ATHF, Sea Lab, The Oblongs)
I watch CNN until I get so irritated I write confusing E-mail to Lou Dobbs.
God,... and,... oh yea,... SATAN!