About Me
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Im completely insane...
I dont know what happened over the years, in year 7 i was so innocent and good. It all went to shits durin year 9. That was the time i discovered fag, weed and booze. And met the lads. The lot of them are cunts. haha. Luckily, i dont smoke weed any more. Unfortunately i kinda fill the void with booze, so when im out drinking im generally off my face. But ive heard im a fun drunk, so its all good.
I play bass, guitar and drums. But i only own a bass guitar. Its fun, my band are trying to get back together, but its not going so well, mostly due to us all working now. Now my creative relief comes from finding new ways to hurt myself and other people. In funny ways of course.
I love making new friends, im a very laid back person and very easy to get on with. I make unlikely friends. You wouldnt expect me to be able to make friends with certain people but i do. But i warn you, dont be an asshole to me...
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Name: joe
Birthday: 16th september
Birthplace: sum place in dorset
Current Location: reading
Eye Color: greeny blue i believe
Hair Color: i say black
Height: 5ft 8 ive fukin shrunk apparently!
Right Handed or Left Handed: rite
Your Heritage: part scottish, part english, little bit french, but mostly irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans dr. t's
Your Weakness: kick in the balls
Your Fears: sum heights, being kicked in the balls, burnin alive
Your Perfect Pizza: loadsa toppings
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: a website with films showing my antics, gettin a full time job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck
Thoughts First Waking Up: more sleep!
Your Best Physical Feature: my middle finger
Your Bedtime: whenever i get in and feel for sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: thailand
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: none, they both taste like dog food
Single or Group Dates: it depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: never tried either
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla if we r talking in ice cream terms
Cappuccino or Coffee: im really not a fan of either, tea all the way!
Do you Smoke: too much
Do you Swear: the majority of a sentence i speak is swearin, although i am getting a lot better at controlling it
Do you Sing: when it is a bloody brilliant song, which is pretty much all the time
Do you Shower Daily: pretty much
Have you Been in Love: i believe i may have been, but thats done with now
Do you want to go to College: already been, it was quality. hoping for uni after a gap year
Do you want to get Married: dunno, marriage seems quite pointless nowadays
Do you belive in yourself: no i think im sum imaginary creature....
Do you get Motion Sickness: travelled too much during my childhood to suffer from it
Do you think you are Attractive: im not gonna answer because i can either sound big headed or depressive. whoever reads this can tell me what they think if they want
Are you a Health Freak: dont b stupid, i chain smoke and drink myself stupid
Do you get along with your Parents: a lot better now, guess because i have finally grown up
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeh, i love running around in the rain
Do you play an Instrument: yeh, as mentioned above
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: im 18, of course i have
In the past month have you Smoked: yeh, when that bastard rob burnt me..haha
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope, i quit weed. and have been too poor to afford anything else
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup, though im tryin not to so much, because every time i do i want to buy dvds
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreos are disgusting
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never had sushi full stop
In the past month have you been on Stage: yup, got dragged off pretty quickly
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: unfortunately no, but reading fest is comin up!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yup, my craigs anal virginity...hahaha
Ever been Drunk: like i said, i compensate not havin drugs with drinkin loads
Ever been called a Tease: i dont think so
Ever been Beaten up: yeh, but i got some good ones in there while it was happening
Ever Shoplifted: yup, only a fake zippo
How do you want to Die: either having sex or while attempting to kill homer
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i dont honestly give a shit what im doind as long as im happy(sounds so cheesy)
What country would you most like to Visit: australia again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont really care
Favourite Hair Color: same again, not fussed
Short or Long Hair: yet again, dont care
Height: still dont care, although i found out i seem attracted to short girls a lot of the time
Weight: not fat but not too skinny
Best Clothing Style: anything but chav really
Number of Drugs I have taken: lost count
Number of CDs I own: again lost count
Number of Piercings: both ears, although i think the right may hav closed up after i lost the stretch. eyebrow piercing i pulled off my face
Number of Tattoos: none yet, gettin one soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: smoking
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September
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisureand traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
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