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Lia Marie

I am here for Friends

About Me


Myspace Layouts For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com If you found me then you already know my brand of crazy. Also? I am a fucking ninja. And stuff.

My Interests

Food, cheese, costuming, disc golf, yoga, pets, shopping, spending, sparkly things, bowling, bad television, good books, trashy magazines, and lounging.

I'd like to meet:

Poverty addled, overweight, middle aged men with hair on their back.because that is hot.Also, it helps if you smell faintly of pee and live in your mother's basement surrounded by comic books and old Tang jars. And have a collection of hair and toenail clippings from your former girlfriends/kidnap/date rape victims.

Music:

Frank Zappa, JOURNEY, Twilight Singers...assorted psychobilly, rockabilly, punk RAWK, hip hop... Michael Franti & Spearhead, Fishbone, Prince, Morcheeba, Massive Attack, Demented, Mad Sin, Godless Wicked Creeps, The Monsters, Hot Water Music, Too Short, Public Enemy, Ice Cube, Pixies, Mos Def, Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, MC Solaar, Madonna, Angels of Light, Beth Orton, Jeff Buckley, Umpree's McGhee, PEACHES, Gwen Stefani, Propaghandi, NOFX, Mickey Avalon, Lil Wayne, and yes you bitches, Justin Timberlake. Suck it.I want to feed nacho cheese sauce to Greg Dulli.
Hank Williams... you're fucked up on drinks, pills
and a broken heart. You'll die young and
wild, but influence more people than you
could ever imagine. If it wasn't for you,
rock n roll would be nothing more than benign
and insipid.

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
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Movies:

Crybaby, Zoolander, The Big Lebowski, Mallrats, Chasing Amy ("I was an experimental girl!"), A Love Song for Bobby Long, Grease, The Outsiders, Secretary, The Breakfast Club, True Romance, 16 Candles, Goodfellas, The Royal Tennenbaums, Snatch, Fight Club, Like Water For Chocolate, Love Actually, Hero, Traffic, Casablanca, Jackie Brown, Office Space, The Princess Bride, WILD ZERO, Repo Man, CB4, Animal House, Your Friends and Neighbors. mmm there's too many to list.

Television:

I like crap. Give me some O.C., some Real World, etc.I am obsessed with Home & Garden TeeVee and the Food Network.Other than that I am a whore for HBO though I cannot afford it now. I just have to wait for DVD. BOO!

Books:

Tom Robbins, David Sedaris, Christopher Lamb, Chuck Palaniuk and any travel book.

Heroes:

All my friends who continue to pretend my crazy is cute and endearing. CUTE AND ENDEARING!!!

My Blog

laid off again

Sweet.  I was laid off from my resort job.  So I am looking for a prep or line cook job, so please pray for me little assholes and hit me up if you know of any jobs.  You know because S...
Posted by Lia Marie on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:19:00 PST

Dear Target:

This marks the THIRD time I return to you my copy of Wedding Crashers.  The third time I explain to you that NO it does not play without skipping every six seconds.  Have you ever wanted to ...
Posted by Lia Marie on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 05:48:00 PST

Dude! I totally went to KANSAS.

And no one stole my TEEF!You know, people in Kansas are just like you and me.  They drive cars!  They eat food!  They get drunk and fall in a ditch! Oh wait. One thing sets them apart t...
Posted by Lia Marie on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:41:00 PST

back home bitches

i am back in santa cruz.  aptos actually, right by the beach. uuum that is all i have to report.  other than the dog just ate cat shee shee.  when i find that renegade porch-shitting ca...
Posted by Lia Marie on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:57:00 PST

Going back to Cali

Daniel and I are moving back to California after Jazzfest.   Its been swell ya'll!Still same #.   Lia
Posted by Lia Marie on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:00:00 PST

TAG!

TAG - the game The Game:The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/habits about yourself" and people w...
Posted by Lia Marie on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:44:00 PST

Hit and Run Fun

So I got hit  by a fucking car on Thursday night.  Twice.  Riding my bike down Charters after having some cocktails with the boys at work, I went to pass a cab stopped on the right.&nbs...
Posted by Lia Marie on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

In WTF news...

My friend Bucky killed himself this week. Five days after he was found hanging by  an electrical cord from his ceiling fan.  We all found out Halloween night right before our parade. Add thi...
Posted by Lia Marie on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:13:00 PST

how does...

A CAT knock over a huge armoire filled with costumes???  I am baffled.
Posted by Lia Marie on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:26:00 PST

I want

a monkey.  I feel I should have one.  The only thing that could make my retarded antics any more fun would be a monkey.  and then I could blame stuff on the monkey too.  GIMME. Tha...
Posted by Lia Marie on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:25:00 PST