Nathan Smart

The year is 2009. The space program has been scrapped. Instead, NASA has been working on a way to get all of our crap into outer space - and they have finally done it. The Fecalube is a tube that connects to EVERY toilet in the world. These tubes tower into the sky, through the atmosphere and into outer space. Everytime you flush, your waste dances with the stars.Now, cut to the story...Nathan Smart has just lost his job at the Clean Up Factory and he's looking for a way to make something out of himself. What can he do? How can he become a "somebody?" That answer is simpleBE THE FIRST MAN, EVER, TO CONQUER THE FECALUBE.This is his story.