Currently being all forensic-y and stuff at Strathclyde (emphasis on the 'stuff'). Apparently, I have to learn everything about everything else, ever, before I even get to don a pair of latex gloves and sample fluids from the deceased. Admit it, you're jealous.
Ways †o impress me:
* Be any of the following:
- Captain Jack Sparrow [good luck with that]
- Jeff Davis [ditto]
- In a band I have judged to be acceptable by my own standards [made up bands may apply]
- The [as yet non-specific] guy my horoscope assures me is coming for me this year
- Willing to listen to me talk shite for however long I decide is neccesary [covers both drunk and sober conversations]
- Accepting [although not neccesarily in agreement with] of my taste in music/movies/tv/food/friends/boys etc etc
- Spontaneous [but only when it leads to things I like]
- The one to do the asking
- Independent [so long as you always keep in mind a situation that may require you to need my assistance, because we all need a purpose in life y'know]
- Slightly unstable [in a good way]
- Like my current friends, particularly if female [because after many years of trying and failing, I've discovered a small population of genuinely lovely girlies. And it's always handy to have a guy pal, or seventeen]
- Nice to me [no faking just cos you want something]
- JARED LETO [but you could never pull that one off so I won't think any less of you for your shortcomings]
* Buy me any [or preferably all] of the following:
- Beads [turquoise is pretty]
- Anything chocolately by Lindt [so long as it's not tainted by a non-chocolately flavour, with the exception of coffee which is okay]
- Green/White tea [tea, tea, i love tea]
- A plane ticket to Australia [if you're this good then hell, you can come with me]
- Shoes [!]
- A duck [I just really like ducks]
- A baby sugar glider [look it up, and melt at the cuteness]
* Do not be any of the following:
- More than 30% selfish [it's okay to be a wee bit selfish, you're important too after all]
- A ned
- Paris Hilton
- Mean to animals
- An obnoxious child [or an obnoxious adult for that matter]
- A snobby/rude customer [waitresses are people too, bitch]
- Too touchy-feely [if I don't like you/have only known you for five minutes]
- Any human being who feels any need whatsoever to touch my feet
- A bad, or even slightly inadequate driver within a mile of me
- A bitch
- A complete dick
- Hypocritical
- The bad kind of liar
- Racist/Homophobic
- Tuna [i know you're not likely to be tuna but I thought I better put it in there, just on the off chance]