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Jolly Jonno

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm very energetic, creative and i take imspiration from everyone i meet. Im very imaginative, very sociable but sympathetic at the same time but i don't always think logically about my ideas. I love life, I have a caring nature and very open. I do like to be centre of attention alot of the time which can get on people nerves, i tend to over extend myself and generally i would put a night out with friends ahead of more pressing commintments. I do like to make people laugh and have a good time doing it even if i look like a fool! i love going abroad, getting hammered with my lad and getting abit of a tan! I come accross as confident lad but deep down its a front as i'm actually quite shy. I Get told by people that I look like Chris Moyles! It is unreal, where ever I go out someone will say I look like him. People say is a compliment as he is really funny!
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet all sorts of different people from all sorts of backgrounds, I'm a very open guy so if you ask me any question I will answer honest and truthly. So get asking away...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: Samuel David Johnson
Birthday:: 14th August
Birthplace:: Scunthorpe
Eye Color:: Hazel
Hair Color:: Brown
Height:: 5'10"
Weight:: 102kg
Right handed or Left handed?: Left Handed
Your Heritage:: English
My Worst Habit:: Biting my nails
Zodiac Sign:: Leo
Shoe Size:: 9
Pants Size:: 38"
Innie or Outie?: Innie
Parents Still Together?: Yeap
The Shoes You Wore Today:: Black Work ones
Your Weakness:: Wearing heart Sleave
Your Fears:: Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza:: Spaghetti Bolognese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: Win The Lottery
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:: Gotta Go To Work
Your Best Physical Feature:: Eyes
Your Bedtime:: That will be Telling
Your Most Missed Memory:: Youth
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Mocha Chocolate Brown
Food?: Chinese
Sport?: Football
Animal?: None
Ice Cream?: Vanilla
Candy?: Double Decker
Store?: Metro Centre
Salad Dressing?: Palmasam Cheese, Croutons
Actor?: Denzel Washington
Song?: Drives Me Crazy
Letter?: S
Number?: 14
Gum?: As in the Clinic?
Holiday?: Anywhere Hot
Season?: Summer
Toothpaste Flavor?: Mint - Didn't realise their was such a choice
Radio Station?: Radio 1
Perfume?: Boss Selection
Scent besides perfume?: Sunday Roast
Body part on the opposite sex?: Tits
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Already Grown up
How Do You Want To Die?: Don't
Turn ons:: Ask
Turn offs:: To many to tell
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Bray
Who's The Loudest?: Me
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Marshall
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Marshall
Who's The Shyist?: Me Of Course
When Have You Cried The Most?: Don't Wanna talk about it
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Sex
Worst Feeling?: Not having Sex
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Newcastle
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: Lose Some weight
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: Forever
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: Wild Side
Let's look at the: Fit women about
What a nice: about being Skint?
Where did all the: Good times go?
Why can't we: be rich
Silly, little: twat, should have gone to spec savers
Isn't it weird that: Time doesnt drags when your having fun
Never under any circumstance: would I have a cock up my arse
I wish: I was rich
Everyone has a: made themselve look stupid once in their life
I am: Sweet & inocent
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: yep
Been To Juvie?: Nope
Mooned Someone?: Yep
Been Rejected?: yep
Ran Away From Home?: Nope
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: Yep
Skipped School?: Yep
Thought About Suicide?: Nope
Slept Outside?: yep
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yep
Cried In School?: Yep
Thrown Up In School?: Yep
Wanted To Be a Model?: Yep
Cheated On Someone?: Nope
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: Yep
Seen A Dead Body?: Yep
Been Bitched Out?: Yep
Drank Alcohol?: Yep
Smoked?: Yep
Been On Drugs?: Nope
Eaten Sushi?: yep
Been On Stage?: yep
Gone Skinny Dipping?: Yep
Shoplifted?: Yep
Been Drunk?: Yep
Been Called A Tease?: Yep
Been Beaten Up?: Nope
DO YOU
Swear?: Yep
Sing Well?: Yep
Shower Daily?: Yep
Want To Go To College?: No
Want To Get Married?: Nope
Believe In Yourself?: Yep
Get Motion Sickness?: Nope
Think You Are Attractive?: I'm Steady
Get Along With Your Parents?: Yep
Like Thunderstorms?: Yep
Play An Instrument?: Nope
Own An IPOD?: Nope
Pray?: Nope
Go To Church?: Nope
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: Nope
Keep A Journal/Diary?: Nope
Dance In The Rain?: Yep
Sing In The Shower?: Yep
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: Diet Coke
McDonald's or Burger King?: Burger King
Single or Group Dates?: Single
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Blueberries
Meat or Veggies?: MEAT
TV or Movie?: Movie
Guitar or Drums?: Drums
Adidas or Nike?: Nike
Chinese or Mexican?: Chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: Corn Flakes
or Pie?:
MTV or VH1?: vh1
Blind or Deaf?: Deaf
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: Yep
Write With Both Hands?: Nope
Whistle?: yep
Blow A Bubble?: Yep
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: Yep
Cross Your Eyes?: Yep
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: Yep
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: Nope
Dance?: Yep
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: No
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: In What way?
You Talked To On The Phone:: Bloody Customer
You Instant Messaged:: Mate Murka
You Hugged:: Vick from Work
You Yelled At:: Danni From Work
You Played A Sport With:: nige
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: about hour ago
Time You Cried?: can't remember
Movie You Watched?: The Departed
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: Spearmint
Joke You Told?: Dunno
Song You've Sung?: Grease - We go together
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: Home
What Can You See Out Your Window?: Yep
Are You Listening To Music?: Nope
What Are You Wearing?: Clothes
What's On Your Mousepad?: Not got one
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Yep
Do you believe in miracles?: Yep
Magic?: No
Love at first sight?: Yep
God?: Yep
Satan?: No
Ghosts?: Yep
Santa?: No
Evolution?: Yep
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: Err No
Fav Hair Color:: Err No
Short or Long Hair:: Err No
Height:: Err No
Weight:: who looks for a person weight?
Best Clothing Style:: Err No
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: America
Number Of CD's I Own:: The Killers Sams Town
Your Good Luck Charm:: None
How many pillows do you sleep with?: four
Do you drink milk?: yep
Person You Hate Most:: Hate is a strong word
Most Outdated Phrase:: Whatever
Do you think God has a gender?: Yep Male Of Course
Where do you think we go when we die?: Ground or Big Fire thingy
How many rings until you answer the phone?: 3
What is something scientists need to invent?: Money Trees
Are you a health freak?: have you seen my Pic?
Are you a virgin?: No
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: Not really interested but poss the moon
What is the worst weather?: Fog
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: No I should hope not
How many grades have you failed?: None
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Music:


Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:

You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"

Conscientiousness:

You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.

Agreeableness:

You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

Neuroticism:

You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue. The Five Factor Personality Test
You Are An ENTP
The Visionary

You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression.
You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything.
Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off.
You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments.

You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor. What's Your Personality Type?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||| 16%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||| 17%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

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Leo - Your Love Profile
Your positive traits:
You're almost always the center of attention - and easy for potential dates to spot
Your happiness and optimism is appealing to all... and contagious!
You don't hold grudges - getting over little fights is no problem for you
Your negative traits:
You tend to ignore relationship problems, until they are too big to handle
You crave luxury, and you are disappointed with partners who can't provide you with it
If someone does you wrong, you'll coldly and cruelly break their heart
Your ideal partner:
Someone high status enough to bring you more attention - but not so great that they upstage you
Makes you laugh and brings excitement to everything you do together
Is aggressive and confident enough to butt heads with you every so often
Your dating style:
High expectations. You need to be impressed with an incredible first date for a second one to occur.
Your seduction style:
You like to make the first move - you're fearless about initiating things
Passionate. You really get into any intimate act.
Aggressive. Most of the time, you find yourself wanting sex more than your partner.
Tips for the future:
Try to not need so much attention. You'll feel less ignored, guaranteed.
Learn to love your partner for who they are - not how they help advance your life.
Let your partner shine occasionally. You don't always have to be the alpha dog.
Best color to attract mate: Gold
Best day for a date: Sunday What's Your Love Profile?

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50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex

..> 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to...
Posted by Jolly Jonno on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:24:00 PST

Wingman - I've stole from Mark Sleaford this but I think its great

A Wingman is a buddy that takes care of the ugly fat friend who is always standing two feet next to the hot chick you want to get with. The Wingman is also responsible for going along with any lies yo...
Posted by Jolly Jonno on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:37:00 PST

My Surfing Accident Sutton on Sea (Black Sunday 12th November)

Basically what happen I was surfing down sutton on sea a week last Sunday and I caught a big wave but then got wiped out as it was too powerful and I ended up underneath the water as you do, but in th...
Posted by Jolly Jonno on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:17:00 PST