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I'm a nag with a gun. Suicide's last call.

About Me

lover to rafidah since 130406. family guy. only son. eldest. big brother to two younger sisters. big fucking giant. geek. rebel. pessimist. simple. shy. slacker. dumbass. clueless in life. closet crooner. jinxed. idiot. full of crap. "billie joe armstrong". "mark hoppus". "mike herrera". "john cena". rockstar. guitarist. bassist. punkrockelite. emo. anti-racist. socialist communist. evil. politically motivated. walking contradiction. i share the same birthdate as jessica alba & saddam hussein. porn critic. system tester. vulgarity spitting motherfucker. i am full of sarcasms. idon'treallylikethegovernmentbutidon'tliketheoppositioneithe r. hopeless romantic. strung out. driver. hardcore gamer. moneygrabber. workaholic. short-fused. fucked up. pissed off. caffeine addict. coffee-laced. freedom fighter. terrorist. st.haizam. i sold my soul to the devil to become an idiot. serial litterbug. intellectual pirate. i lie. i cheat. i steal. your worst nightmare. the guy everyone loves to hate. i am an easy target.

My Interests

chill out. football. music. daydreaming. gaming. playing old DOS games. jamming. blogging. porn. net surfing. computer troubleshooting. music stealing. lying, cheating & stealing. my guitar "Josie". being crappy, lame & corny. ogling at girls. talking cock. bullshitting. slacking. "testing the system". speeding. beating traffic lights. being sadistic. being emo. being an asshole. spitting vulgarities at drivers who cut my lane. multi-tasking while driving. fucking everything up. self-destructing. being sarcastic. being stupid. enjoying life.

I'd like to meet:

long-lost friends. God. Satan. GREEN DAY: please see Bullet In A Bible for details. my heroes. Adolf Hilter: so i can kick his ass and shave off that stupid moustache. George W. Bush: so i can shove a pretzel down his throat to choke and kill him and make the whole world happy in the process. Hugh Hefner: go figure...life is sure unfair. my parents..when they were dating. my late first uncle and my grandparents. the meaning of life. anyone who can handle my CRAP. anybody who wants me to be their new best friend. anyone.

Music:

GREEN DAY. punkrock. emo. hardcore. metal. pop. ballads. dangdut. hip-hop. r&b. jazz. mashups. i can appreciate most genres but NOT techno. i FUCKING hate techno.

Movies:

action. comedy. romantic. horror. oldies. porn. any good movies. *very good* porn movies. porn movies in general. except gay and beastility porn. that is sick. but lesbian porn are cool.

Television:

comedies. documentaries. dramas. sitcoms. re-runs. whatever rocks my socks off.

Books:

i am a self-confessed bookworm. i read everything that has words on it. the singapore street directory is also my best friend.

Heroes:

my parents. my grandparents.