subsequent fuckings |
Sometimes you have to wonder what the funny points of life are and whether they make you a better person or take root inside you until you cant hold back...pull your pants off and runn around showwing...
Posted by Ehren on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:42:00 PST |
26 year old mothrefucker motherfucker |
Yeah that's right motherfuckers. This motherfucker is motherfucking turning the big mofo'in 26 motherfucking years old! Oh it's that easy you lazy fucks. As you sit there milking you momma's teat w...
Posted by Ehren on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:36:00 PST |
a squared + b squared = FUCK YOU AMSTUTZ |
Yeah I remember you. sitting up in your chair chewing your gum and wondering if smoking would actually matter since you were 100 years old anyways. Teching people as they fell asleep or sa...
Posted by Ehren on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 12:25:00 PST |
Sleeping with bees |
Yeah and then the motherfucker pulled out a gun and shot the fucking elephant. Right in the ass. You should have sheen that shiznizzle buck like a fat chick trying to reach orgasm on one of the Shar...
Posted by Ehren on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:27:00 PST |
Slackers..YOUR ALL FUCKING SLACKERSSS!!!! |
You fuckign slackers you fucking morons. WHat do you think this is some sort of sunday night hog roast. You gonna eat those potatoes fatty. No I didnt think so. Your gonna roast yourself and make ...
Posted by Ehren on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:59:00 PST |
Eleputers |
Sitting here looking at a screen that seems to be flashing in my periphery. Wasting time between experiments wondering if it would be faster to just try the drugs were using on a rat brain on m...
Posted by Ehren on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 10:10:00 PST |
yacht dreams |
Well I got offered another job today. Oh boy what an offer.
heres the timeline so far
birmingham
A brewery
a fancy restaurant with scallops
neuroscience department
and now I got an offer living in St...
Posted by Ehren on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 11:26:00 PST |
Green Blades of Green Flavored Fury |
Dont you dare use paper to cut your wrists...use jello. It can be the hardest of all food service deserts. Cuts like a diamond knofe through melted butter as long as you know how to handle...
Posted by Ehren on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 05:15:00 PST |
Grimace |
I went for a few days once without the input that was needed. The backlash was something out of a coked out fairground attendant. Flash bang pulse irritation love hate infatuation failure. They hit. ...
Posted by Ehren on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 11:18:00 PST |
sabotage |
Well, all I can say is --- WOW!
That and, well, have I told you "you're fired" yet this week?
A mind is a terrible thing to waste..... so is a brain....
XXOO
The Big Boss...
Posted by Ehren on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 03:22:00 PST |
