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Sneaky McTricks-A-Lot

I dont have expensive clothes, I have expensive toys ~!*!~Exact-a-titly ~!*!~ With time comes greatn

About Me


JAIME
J is for Joyous
A is for Animated
I is for Influential
M is for Magnificent
E is for Extreme What Does Your Name Mean?
http://loveablehugable.livejournal.com/*my seat covers*
God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things that I can
The wisdom to know the difference just for today
And the strength to continue on my path
(No I'm not in AA!)
ZELDA ROCKS!!
My name is , I love to travel and be in nature, as you can see in the pics... I am currently between my home town of West Bloomfield Michigan, Miami and Stuart Florida and Vegas. I was going into computers. I have done some programing, cisco networking, software engineering, web design, graphics, programming, yada yada, but I'm not THAT great with them. I cant seem to find what it is that I want to do. I'm confused and lost, and it SUCKS! What's a girl gonna do? Anyone know the answer please tell me. Rob a bank? I could sure as hell use the money.*cass lake 06*
As much as it "sucks", it's also really nice to keep in touch with old friends. Speaking of which, if you are reading this and might have come across Jessica Dillaha's profile or know her, please tell me :) I miss her!
If you really need to get a hold of me, email me at [email protected].
I'm weird and crazy to most, mainly weird... I do odd things, if you know me you get it. I'm not out to impress you, I will say as I want, burp as I please, warn you now, cause they are good haha. I'm not a mean person, but I guess many people think I am cause they sure are assholes to me. I've always been known as a slut, but most likely I've slept with less people than you. I am kinda anti-social, I'm really weird around people I haven't seen in a long time and even people I see everyday. I never used to be like this, it's almost like I have social anxiety. So dont take it as me being rude if you run into me and I'm sorta bla. I'm fucked up. Bad past, whatever, shit happens over and over and it screws with your head I guess.
My pirate name is: Mad Jenny Kidd Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! Get your own pirate name from http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/

My Interests

I like people, like those above, who make me laugh :) and are open minded....
I find bubbles and balloons fun :) I've always wanted a party with a room full of balloons, like 5 feet tall if not the whole room :) and bubble machines lol. I'm weird like that. It would be a ton of fun.
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I am very fascinated by space and alien type stuff. I love star gazing whenever I can. I am also fascinated by dragons, volcanoes, tornadoes, storms, I LOVE STORMS. I love being outside and in nature more than anything. I'm pretty much never bored. I would love to camp more! Cant do that where I live :( I want to sky dive really damn bad!
I also love video games, computers, music, movies, swimming, photography, poetry, anything really. I'm easily amused.. sadly usually by myself haha. Also like a lil tree, nothing that ever killed anyone, and of course dragons and flames (blue mainly).
http://www.media.../duckhunt.swf --- I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT! IT Turned into an ass :( My duck hunt game :(

I will pretty much do anything and everything... ALMOST! I love traveling! Before summer 05 I had only been to 2 countries, US and Canada haha. Now I've added Bahamas, Jamaica *MY FAVE*, Cayman Islands and Mexico. I don't have any pictures of Mexico because RITE AID lost them, as well as the best Jamaica pictures. ASSHOLES! I hate how stupid people can be!! And did I get any thing back for it? NO! Fuckers.
I want to go to Scotland, Ireland & Germany (that's a majority of where my ancestors came from) as well as Thailand, Australia, Amsterdam, Greece, Italy, Egypt, and a few others I cannot seem to remember at this time.

I'd like to meet:

A real man, one who is honest & loyal... but that doesn't exist...

THis is something I should live by :(
TONS OF PEOPLE! But here are a few, those that are aliveSir Sean Connery: Does this man ever really age? He will forever be the ONLY hot old man :),Chris Klein: Marry me PLEASE!,Oprah: What I would do, if I had as much money as her... just as much, if not more :) ,Jenny McCarthy:I FUCKIN LOVE THIS GIRL!! We would totally get along!,Jim Carey:I grew up loving this man, and always will. He cracks me up like the rest cantRobin Williams: another funny mofo,Johnny Depp: This man will forever be hot as hell & an amazing actor! Man! I love him,Orlando Bloom, Kate Beckinsale, Julia Roberts, Jude Law, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Angelina Jolie: seriously, who wouldnt go lezbo for her ,Kelly Carlson: Holy hell she is HOTTTTTTTTT!,Adriana Lima, Hugh Jackman, Jessica AlbaTo name a few..
Cant forget...JUST TO NAME A FEW!

Music:

I was shocked to find this picture ... Hoobastank is on the stage right before 311 comes out. I got my ass kicked at this concert by that big dude you see that's taller than all the others, and a couple of his friends. Never will I mosh again. * Concerts i have been to below are in BOLD

I listen to EVERYTHING! no joke...

112 2Pac 311 Aerosmith, Aphex Twin, Avril Levigne, BB King, Beck, Beatles, Biggy, Blink 182, Boards of Canada, Bone Thugs, Boyz II Men, Bubba Sparx, Bush, Busta Rhymes, CCR, Chingy, Christina Aguleria, Cranberries, Creed, Crystal Method, Days of the New, Destinys Child, Disturbed, DMX, Dr. Dre, Eagles, Eminem, Eric Clapton, Foo Fighters, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Hoobastank, Hootie & The Blowfish, Ian Van Dahl, ICP, Incubus, Jackson Five, Jewel, KC & JOJO, Korn, Kottonmouth Kings, Lasgo, Led Zeppelin, Lil Kym, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, LL CoolJ, Luda, Madonna, Matchbox, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Missy Elliott, Nas, Nelly, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, NSYNC, Offspring, Outkast, Our Lady of Peace, Pantara, Paul Oakenfold, Petty Pabolo, Pink, Pink Floyd, Prodigy, Rage, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rob Zombie, Savage Garden, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, Soundgarden, Stabbing Westward!!, Staind, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, Sugar Ray, System of A Down, Tim McGraw, Timberland, TLC, Tom Petty,
TONS OF OLDIES! You don't even know!

, Tool, Usher, Verb Pipe, Wallflowers, Wu-Tang, Ying Yang Twins, ZZ Top,

Movies:

I LOVE HORROR MOVIES! Although none are scary, I'm still waiting for one that will scare the shit out of me :P other than that I LOVE comedy
Goonies, Edward Scissorhands, Blade 1&2, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, The Craft, The Beach, Harry Potter's, Lord of the Rings', Star Wars', Dumb & Dumber, Matrix's, Underworld's, Resident Evil's, Patch Adams, Requiem for a Dream, Neverending Story's!!!!, Shawshank Redemption, Hocus Pocus, Halloween's, Nightmare On Elm Street's, Friday the 13th's...
Damn there are too many damn movies to name them all...... uhhhhhhhhhh............. Now and Then, Alien V.S. Preditor, 8 mile, Batman's, Braveheart, Breakfast Club, X-Men's, Bringing Down The House, Wrong Turn, 13 Ghosts, Italian Job, Spiderman's, Shreck's, Super Troopers, SCREAM's, IKWYDLS's, Casper, Critters', Childs Play's *CHUCKY YOU IDIOT!*, Pirates of the Caribbean's, Office Space, Final Destination's, O' Brother Where Art Thou, National Treasure, Dragon Heart, Dreamcatcher, Signs, Jackass's, Erin Brockovich, Oceans 11, Fast and Furious's,
Just to name a few at this time.............

Television:

I AM The Great Cornholio, I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!I don't watch TV a lot. When I am home and have the time, I always turn on cartoons. Cartoon Network mainly. I'm a kid, what can I say. Not to mention I cannot remember what programs are on what channel and what time. I stopped watching MTV years ago, the only good programs now are Viva La Bam, Wild boyz, Pimp my ride. I miss Daria & Beavis & Butthead. I do watch HEROES!! Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Nip Tuck, Family guy , Futurama, Robot Chicken, Ed edd & eddy, Mission hill, Simpsons, South Park.. you name it. I love old cartoons the best. I miss Nick at Night, I loved to watch I love Lucy, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, Mary Tyler Moore, Welcome back Kotter, etc.
MY NEW FAVE IS HEROES!!

Books:

The last 2 books were for class, one was about Dragons :) and the other was called Fast Food Nation. This is a great book! If you have not read it, you have to go get it!!! I know so many people that stopped eating fast food after this book. Hell some even gave up all meat.

Heroes:

I look up to a few people. If I were to say someone is my hero, it would be my mom & dad, my mom especially, other than that... i dunno
I would be lost if I didn't have my friends. Especially those who have stuck with me through it all. And those that make me laugh :) That is the best cure to all problems. I love you guys!
My cousin Sharon, this girl is AWESOME! There is no one like her. Unexplainable.

My best friend of 15 years, Cristina Westerby.

My other best friend of 15 years. My sissy Christina Williams.

My Blog

BE REAL or FUCK OFF!

I will never understand why people make things so much harder than they should be&A couple examples:Why would you bother staying with someone if you knew you weren't going to be faithful? If you knew ...
Posted by Sneaky Mc Tricks-a-lot on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST

New Years & Seein Red

Nothing great, my cam died really early, so just people down stairs at the turn tables Mase mase showing us his skills (notice him not touching anything lol) *ya know we love ya* I cannot remember whi...
Posted by Sneaky Mc Tricks-a-lot on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 11:15:00 PST

2006-2007 Picture shows

22nd birthday - past new years | View Show | Create Your OwnAUGUST 06 in VEGASclick the show to view captions...July - AugustMay - JulySummer 05 - April 06...
Posted by Sneaky Mc Tricks-a-lot on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:23:00 PST

Old picture shows

August 2005 Cruise PROM & HIGH SCHOOL *back to 01* Summer 03 - 2005 *plus a few that havent been put in the right place*FAMILY...
Posted by Sneaky Mc Tricks-a-lot on Sat, 27 May 2006 06:00:00 PST

One of the best vacations ever *pics* (more to come)

FLIGHT From DTW to FLL. On the way to Florida, Katrina had just passed through and it was still storming. On one side of the plane it was storming and on the other side it was sunny. It was aweso...
Posted by Sneaky Mc Tricks-a-lot on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:56:00 PST

Myspace Fakers

 I don't get it, I have tried to contact Tom and the other people on this site, but my emails go unanswered. If anyone knows another way to get these fuckers off here, I would like...
Posted by Sneaky Mc Tricks-a-lot on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 02:03:00 PST

Western Caribbean NEXT FRIDAY!!!! (8/26)

HELL YEAH!! I work everyday from now until Friday when I leave for FL!!! Then I go on the cruise for a week (Bahamas, Jamaica, Cayman Islands and Mexico) then back to FL to stay with my aunt for 5 day...
Posted by Sneaky Mc Tricks-a-lot on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:06:00 PST

Sleep Depervation

    Oh this sucks. Not totally cause Im making money, but this summer is going to go by so fast. I am only 10 weeks away from my cruise, with 30 pounds to lose, 2  3 grand to get, and no t...
Posted by Sneaky Mc Tricks-a-lot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Backgrounds

Can someone tell me how to make a picture my background... I wanna use this one  
Posted by Sneaky Mc Tricks-a-lot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST