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OPEN BALLA CASTING CALL!!!

now auditioning 4 the next BALDWIN HILLS HOOD IDOL. and YES i will be running BACKGROUND CHECKS suck

About Me

Image Pimped@MySpaceIn a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question... "What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking. "Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said, "Yes." She began to expound... As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. I need something more." I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life." He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation. I don't need a simple-minded man." I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked... believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster. I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I don't need a financial burden. I am looking for someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me grounded. I am looking for someone who I can respect. In order to be submissive, I must respect him. I cannot be submissive to a man who isn't taking care of his business. I have no problem being submissive...he just has to be worthy. God made woman to be a helpmate for man. I can't help a man if he can't help himself. When she finished her spill, she looked at him. He sat there with a puzzled look on his face. He said, "You're asking a lot." She replied, "I'm worth a lot."! To all the haters that try to bring a bitch down but damn it I am too fly and like that white girl says on that song...I SEE YOUR MOUTH MOVING...BUT I DON'T HEAR NUTHING! N-e-wayz people, just sending luv out to my true folks out there you know who you are: the thugs, pimps and hustlas out there.... I know you missed a fly sassy mouth ass pimpstress such as myself, but dat bitch you luv to hate is back for another episode of "I DON'T WANNA FUCK YOUR MAN, EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S MY NUMBER ONE FAN! I'VE BEEN THERE DONE THAT BITCH WHAT - AND? YOU WANNA GET MAD - BITCH I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!!!!"Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

My Interests

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From Go-Quiz.comI am currently a SEXY SINGLE mom raising the beautiful and talented "Jada Boo" (see her sweet 16 invitation to the right in tha comments section) while also molding the young triple threat athlete (think baseball, basketball, football) "Jordan". (U can see his flick in my picture portfolio) What ya'll know about dat?

I'd like to meet:

Nobody, the all want to meet me....LOL!OOH, I GOT ONE, I would like to meet a REAL MAN with no games or strings attached, handsome, gainfully employed. A Real Man... Puts his faith in God - not in himself Knows he is a child of God Understands his purpose in life Is Obedient to God's will. A Real Man... Respects himself and other people Has strength of character as well as body Behaves with dignity Accepts responsibility for his actions Thinks before he acts Takes pride in his work. A Real Man... Is unselfish and generous Is honest and trustworthy Is honorable and dependable Is kind and forgiving Is thoughtful and sensitive Is tender and romantic Is unafraid to be himself. A Real Man.... Practices self discipline Controls his temper and passions Controls his thoughts and desires Knows right from wrong Walks away from temptation Has a strong value system Stands up for his beliefs. A Real Man... Is willing to love sacrificially Seeks the good of others first Makes a commitment and keeps it Protects his wife and family Knows his body is a temple of the Holy Spirit Never uses another person. A Real Man... Loves God above all things Trusts God and obeys Him Leads his family in prayer Is happy and at peace. A Real Man... Is a living witness to God's love.Nickenamed "NACHO", cause he stays chipped AND cheesed up! haha...nah, TOO IMPOSSIBLE. No, for real though, I have enjoyed meeting: Rappers, Actors, Jersey Wearers (think: NFL, NBA,etc.) PimpMySpace PhatPimpClothing.com

Music:

All rap, hip-hop and r & b stuff Pimped By a href="http://www.phatpimpclothing

Movies:

All the Matrix movies, both Kill Bills, all the "Fridays Pimped By PhatPimpClothing.com

Television:

The David Chappelle Show, Everybody Hates Chris, X-Files, CSI

Books:

All types of money making books like: How to make a million dollars in real estate using other people's money! Pimped by PhatPimpClothing.com I like mysteries, sexy/kinky stuff and horror books by authors like James Patterson, Zane, Stephen King

Heroes:

God first, of course cause he made me and mine. .. Then it would have to be Anna Nicole Smith cause she might as well be a black woman. Why? Shit, she put up with an old wrinkly bastard and pimped his ass to his very last breath all the while probably hating life. Then she got paid and ended up pregnant by a no money having loser - GO FIGURE! Must be some type of Britney Spears virus going around......it must be the scorpio in me that just cheers for the underdogs - ya know! Pimped My MySpace
You Are an Appletini
Most of the time, you're a typical party girl / guy.
But when you get super sauced, you really up your sex appeal. What Mixed Drink Are You?ALL MY FOLKS THAT HOLD ME DOWN WHEN I'M DOWN, THOSE ARE MY HEROES TOO! ALL MY 360 FAM BAM ON YAHOO, CAN'T FORGET YA'LL. i am so overwhelmed by the responses and love i received this week! all of your emails and comments were heartfelt. so yeah, this particular PIMP isn't too proud to say i got knocked for my hoe. but hey it's part of THE GAME. i've dusted myself off this morning, cause i'm 2 FLY to stay down long. when i received this poem, i had to post it.......
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Love’s T.K.O. /No KnockoutLove’s T.K.O. doesn’t mean you out for the count.Just another tap on the jaw to clarify reality’s doubts.You stronger than that…whether you hurt or just mad.He’s outta ya life PERMENANT, this is where you be glad.Don’t feel humiliated. It’s just that place wasn’t yours.So slam close, dead bolt and reinforce all your doors.Your eyes are soul windows; pull down your “eye shades” slowly.And don’t hate the world and ALL men…just pray for the phonies.This didn’t kill you but made your sword and shield stronger.To protect your heart’s softness to be played on no longer.Make this your last straw, cut it off deep if necessary.Cuz your forgiveness will not forget the day he shoveled your feelings to bury.He made his choice; he made his call to the other.And didn’t rely on the fact of you surviving by this brotha…And the sistas that stepped in, you KNOW they got your back.Some men claim to be militant tanks but reversing on their attacks.When will we learn as MEN to hold that good one in your corner?We’re already slightly extinct, just ask your local coroner.So you see your head looks better when it’s held high.So brave to face the facts when you posted your sadden cries.You’re NOT in denial, so that’s your first step to recovery.And keep a wide range on this land when roaming in your discoveries.Too pretty to deal with ugly and your new vision will help you spot it.New bullshit is old news, like wasted feces that’s dry rotted.This is the proof of importance that will heal you with these words.And the words of all others that helped you maintain in this curve.So he’s evicted. “Get the fuck out!” And your point… DO NOT RETURN.Make him shocked that there’s no knockout; you have loved and you have learned.So here’s your reminder, not saying you’ll ever forget.That someone else’s ‘used’ diamond has better sparkle in an appreciative set.EternalzEMPIRECopyright ©2007DutchEMPIRE: Blackaveli © 2005 NEWORLDRAMA © 1996

My Blog

Anutha Poem Custom Made 4 me!!!!

For my girl **** ADEE tha P-I-M-P***** Thinking about the good times They over shadow the bad What I found, what I'd lost What was new what now seems old It still hurts cause I think about you ...
Posted by OPEN BALLA CASTING CALL!!! on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:01:00 PST

I had to LET HIM GO like Keisha Cole......

Let It Go Theories of thought, Definitions of love I contemplate these things, When its him I think of Lessons learned from the past - To the future I must apply I remember all the tim...
Posted by OPEN BALLA CASTING CALL!!! on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:05:00 PST

6 reasons why men CHEAT....

6 Reasons Why Men Cheat: 1. She ain't what she used to be. Like Adam, the typical man can't resist the temptation of riper fruit, especially if the woman in his life has let herself go. "If she got l...
Posted by OPEN BALLA CASTING CALL!!! on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:49:00 PST

WHAT KIND OF WOMAN ARE YOU??

12 TYPES OF FEMALES1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other men jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantage...
Posted by OPEN BALLA CASTING CALL!!! on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:19:00 PST

dickmatization....

what level of DICKMATIZATION you have experienced LMAOMISERABLE DICK - When the guy is extremely handsome. He says the right things, does the right things. When it comes to sex, he is lacking in this ...
Posted by OPEN BALLA CASTING CALL!!! on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:13:00 PST

ITS OFFICIAL - SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY :)

Slap your Co-worker day Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday. Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring deta...
Posted by OPEN BALLA CASTING CALL!!! on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:48:00 PST

i’m so glad these kids go back 2 school!!!

Subject: What begins with f and ends with k   A first-grade teacher, Mrs. Robin Graber, was having trouble with one of   her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?...
Posted by OPEN BALLA CASTING CALL!!! on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:12:00 PST

if a man wants you - RULES 2 LIVE BY LADIES

IF A MAN WANTS YOU ~ RULES 2 LIVE BY1.  If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.2.  If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.3.  Stop making excuses for a man and his beh...
Posted by OPEN BALLA CASTING CALL!!! on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:35:00 PST

myspace tech support 4 men....

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In a...
Posted by OPEN BALLA CASTING CALL!!! on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:58:00 PST

LADIES DON’T MAKE THESE MISTAKES DURING SEX!

50 Mistakes women make while having... .. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contraryto popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it upbecause you decided to sto...
Posted by OPEN BALLA CASTING CALL!!! on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:15:00 PST