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scrubs mclarge

silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.

About Me

listen.
watch.
learn.
adapt.
refine.
redefine.

so press your lips to mine
that's where they said you'd find it
and tell me if i'm the one
for more than just tonight


My Interests

bass gheetard
intelligent conversation
dark beer
toothpastefordinner.com
the night time
live music
art (specifically pencil, paint, and sculpture)
photography
rain
import racing and modding
gaming (RtCW, WoW, CoD4, HL2)
impromptu road trips
the coast
internets
driving aimlessly
sleeping in
daydreaming
camping
techy toys
being alone
gi joe psas
tourettesguy
getting to know people
making people laugh
top-notch spelling and grammar with lack of capitalization
learning
living
loving
alphabetizing the next couple of sections

I'd like to meet:

anyone who needs a friend.
anyone who wants to talk.

i don't have time for people who don't have time for me.

but music was his life
it was not his livelihood
and it made him feel so happy
and it made him feel so good
and he sang from his heart
and he sang from his soul
and he did not know how well he sang
it just made him whole

Music:

311
audioslave
the bad plus
beastie boys
bush
busta rhymes
candiria
canvas solaris
cat stevens
cave in
codeseven
coheed and cambria
coldplay
converge
crystal method
dave matthews band
dead poetic
death comesto matteson
deftones
dillinger escape plan
disrythmia
elton john
emery reel
eminem
everlast
esthero
fompcore
frou frou
godspeed you black emperor
gorillaz
harry chapin
hopesfall
hum
incubus
isis
jimmy eat world
ludacris
the mars volta
massive attack
mercury program
metallica :<[br /> mew
mogwai
mudvayne
muse
origa
our lady peace
portishead
primitive radio gods
radiohead
rage against the machine
red hot chili peppers
red sparowes
seatbelts
sevendust
shun
sigur ros
sikth
soundgarden
staind
stone temple pilots
sublime
system of a down
telefon tel aviv
tenacious d
tesseract
thornton
thrice
utada hikaru
weird al yankovic (don't h8 m8)
i will honestly listen to and enjoy just about anything that has thought, creativity, and feeling behind it, which is why you won't find me listening to very much of what is popular.

Movies:

a beautiful mind
aeon flux
akira
american beauty
american history x
anchorman
atlantis
boondock saints
bruce almighty
the cowboy bebop movie
dark city
donnie darko
emperor's new groove
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
fifth element
fight club
finding nemo
ghost ship
gladiator
hero
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
ice age
invasion for flesh and blood
kung fu hustle
kung pow
lilo and stitch
lord of the rings trilogy
the mask
matrix trilogy
me, myself and irene
monty python and the quest for the holy grail
the naked gun movies
ninja scroll
requiem for a dream
silent hill
sin city
slingblade
stardust
star wars trilogy (episodes 4, 5, and 6)
so many more.
i would like to mention that i loathe jerry bruckheimer. anything this man produces or directs is offensive to me, and i hope he gets mauled by a pack of chimps.

Television:

12 oz. mouse
aqua teens
boondocks
chappelle's show
colbert report
cowboy bebop
daily show
dexter's lab
family guy
flight of the conchords
free radio
ghost in the shell
harvey birdman, attorney at law
inuyasha
outlaw star
robot chicken
samurai champloo
sealab 2021, but only the episodes with murphy
squidbillies
trigun
wolf's rain
i also love standup comedy. my favorite comedians are mitch hedberg, gabriel iglesias, lewis black, dane cook, norm macdonald, and ardal o'hanlon.

i hate mtv. it personifies and glorifies everything i hate about pop culture. reality tv can play my skinflute.

Books:

stephen king
douglas adams
c.s. lewis
j.r.r. tolkien
j.k. rowling
george orwell
ernest hemingway
bill watterson
orson scott card
isaac asimov
neale donald walsh
bill tucker

Heroes:

anyone who has unappreciated or unknown talent and has been snubbed by some elitist fag.

anyone who was ever drafted and forced to die for a cause he didn't believe in.

anyone who fights the system.

anyone who knows better.

anyone who pursues a dream in the face of hopelessness.

anyone who makes it entirely on his own.

my dad

jesus

buddha

spike spiegel

My Blog

graduating

to any who wish to come out, i will be graduating on this friday, sept 19th at 3pm at the kresge learning center, directly across from the nashville general hospital ambulance entrance on albion stree...
Posted by scrubs mclarge on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 06:05:00 PST

lies

i never lied to youi lied to myselfyou just bought into it
Posted by scrubs mclarge on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 06:25:00 PST

and in that moment

the heat of the water laughed off the chill around usthe breathless night emptied of obstructionwe stared into an infinitum of stars and breathed as onei felt your hands on my shouldersthe soft caress...
Posted by scrubs mclarge on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:32:00 PST

dan kings guide to computer buying for rednecks

rule 1 - before going into the store, be sure to call first, especially on busy days. ask your salesperson his name, then be sure to tell him your full name along with a brief life story so he will k...
Posted by scrubs mclarge on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:17:00 PST

my first ever animated gif

it's been a long time coming. i saw a guy at the gym today, on the squat rack. he loaded four 45lb plates on each side of the bar, then sat there and stared at it. he never even attempted to lift it. ...
Posted by scrubs mclarge on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:08:00 PST

psychotic behavior

case study: groups of people across the nation have fallen ill with an as of yet unnamed mental disorder. this mental deficiency causes those affected to congregate together and sit in collapsible cha...
Posted by scrubs mclarge on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:18:00 PST

why you shouldn't own anything nice

someone busted out my driver's side window, ripped my dash apart, and stole my cd player. i don't even care about the cd player, i probably won't even replace it, but i had to sit on broken glass to d...
Posted by scrubs mclarge on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:43:00 PST

i'm in love with another woman

she's at the humane association across the street. i wish i could take her. anyone want to keep her for me for the next 2 years or so? haha. she's very calm and sweet, not a puppy. love at first sight...
Posted by scrubs mclarge on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:43:00 PST

multifocal and anticlimactic

hello faithful readers. i haven't been around for a few days. here's why.i have had heart palpitations for as long as i can remember. they would always be random occurrences, happening as often as a f...
Posted by scrubs mclarge on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:39:00 PST