I'd like to meet:
Phylis Diller or barring that someone who will teach me how to ride a scooter
Music:
Elliott Smith, The Beatles, Neko Case, Scout Niblett, Block Party, Blondie, Echo and the Bunnymen, Franz Ferdinand, Buena Vista Social Club (RIP Ibraham), Beck, Grandaddy, Interpol, The Cure, Cake, White Stripes, The Toadies, Bob Marley, Hives, Guster, Belle and Sebastian, Prince, Madona (old stuff), Gorillaz, MJ prebad only, Luscious Jackson, Outkast, Sting/Police (laugh it up, it's good shit), Modest Mouse, Iron and Wine, The Roots, Jamiroquai, !!!, Fiona Apple, Cat Power, RHCP, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Dandy Warhols
Movies:
the big lebowski, muppet movie, donnie darko, pecker, pumpkin, LOTR, legend, labyrinth, dark crystal, 16 candles, ferris bueller's day off, election, welcome to the dollhouse, a river runs through it, beetlejuice, being john malkovich, interview with the vampire, real genius, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, rocky horror picture show, city of lost children, tin drum, city of god, dig
Television:
the young ones, spongebob, any and all cooking shows, this old house, and sadly way too much of the WB
Books:
House of Leaves, Hotel New Hampshire, Gone with the Wind, Confederacy of Dunces, anything by Chuck Palahniuk or David Sedaris or Kurt Vonnegut, Rachel Ray's 30 Minute Meals, Freakanomics, Hemmingway is the man or should I say Papa, Running with Scissors, A Hearbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Middlesex, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, The Stupidest Angel, Anne Rice books (bit of the cheese at times but fun), Gunslinger series by King, The Art of Writing Reasonable Organic Reaction Mechanisms