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"Marilyn Monroe - Santa Baby"

Buh-bum.. buh-bum... Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me Been an awful good girl Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue, I'll wait up for you dear Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed, Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed Next year I could be just as good If you check off my christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot Been an angel all year Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed To a platinum mine, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques, Sign your x on the line Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my christmas tree, With some decorations bought at Tiffany's I really do believe in you, Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring, I don't mean on the phone, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry, tonight.

On March 11, 2002 these lights came on as a memorial to the World Trade Towers, the lives lost and to the heroes of 9-11.
They stayed lit for 32 days. May the lights stay lit forever in our hearts. They were also lit during the memorial on 9/11/03.
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale...
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Monday.

How to Tecate... One 12 ounce can (MUST BE CAN)
Open can, 2 salt shaker shakes (say that three times fast) point toward hole (Does not have to make hole, it's a freakin beer.. who cares)
1 slice of lime squeezed drops near or in hole (Does not have to make hole, it's a freakin beer.. who cares)
Drink w/ Chips/Salsa, listen to good music, tap toes, kiss a beautiful woman (like all the ones in myspace friends!), drink another.. rest is up to you B'!!