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FiveDollarKillbotWhore

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About Me

Youre standing near an edge. There are stairs. You are left with two options. You will find that its not really such hard a decision to make
0ption ..1
You turn around in fear and rush away from the scene. Entering your low life junkyard of a single room cellar apartment, choking in your own drewl, crying like a sissy, it occurs to you, you might just have thrown away your entire life by making a wrong decision. A sudden urge to vomit fills your very soul. You decide to hit the sack. Youre alone. Oh, so very alone. You grab your dick, your only true friend, and cough yourself to sleep. Your blood tastes like rusty metal. You wake up the next morning soaked in sweat and puke. Outside its raining. Time to go back to your sorry ass life.
0ption ..2
Something inside tells you to take the stairs, so you start walking. It gets darker for each step. Youre feeling a slight chill around your bare legs (naturally youre wearing shortsblack). Even so, you cant stop now. Youre mind is filled with anticipation, as you move through the dark. At last the stairs come to an end. Your legs are sore. In front of you a giant metal door leans towards you. A stroke of magic opens it. Bright light blinds you, yet you enter. The door closes behind you, sealed forever. As your eyes adjust to the brightness, you begin to notice the shapes and noises that surrounds you. You have entered, what appears to be, some sort of subterranean cave complex. It starts off with a long tunnel. Obviously its impossible to turn back. You move through the tunnel and music start forming in your ears. An overwhelming smell of moist and mould passes up your nostrils. Finally you come to the end of your journey as you walk into the cave. Soon your life outside will be forgotten. Youve vanished along with all off your possessions, but at what cost? Instead youve been inserted into something much greater than any life that may be found in the real world. Or so the myth tells us.
This story has been told by quite a lot of people. So far only four of them have chosen option ..2. Four people that now live beneath the ground. They have been given new names, and are only allowed to leave the underground in a different form. Some sort of female prostitute with killer instincts. The few that have experienced this phenomenon, tells us that there are no reason to fear this whore character. Shes a force to be reckoned with, if you keep your change, that is. The entrance has been traced for some years now, but no one has been able to locate it. Not even the ones who chose wrong.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/21/2006
Band Website: fivedollarkillbotwhore.com
Band Members: RUby - Lead Vocals.
TriXie - Guitar,Voice
LiL FinGa - Bass,Voice.
bOOmbOOm - Drums,Voice.

Influences: Tool, Slipknot, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Mr. Bungle, Kenny G, Deftones, dEUS, Nine Inch Nails, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Mondo Generator, Sting and the police, Pantera, Fantômas, Aqua, Level 42, A perfect circle, Enya, Primus, Düreforsög, Audioslave, Opeth, Otep, Meshuggah, System Of A Down, Marilyn Manson, Mexican Food, Queens of the Stone Age, Slapbass, Coffee & Cigarettes, Jenny Jones...
Sounds Like: SHIT!!! and pizza:
Type of Label: None

My Blog

More Info

Thanx a bunch to the ones who showed up (despite the unreal prices) to support us this past saturday at Musikcaféen. Unfortunately we didn't make it through to the semifinals, but it was a close race ...
Posted by FiveDollarKillbotWhore on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:21:00 PST

Update

Hello, and welcome back!It´s been a long time since the last update and there are many stries to tell.. Yes. lots of news, Lots of ecxitement and action...On the last day of January we played for the ...
Posted by FiveDollarKillbotWhore on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:42:00 PST

Kick Ass! - 20.04.2007

Well well. So much has happened since we last spoke. We stopped by the Late Fairytale Studio recently to record some of the latest shit. We still need to put down some finishing touches on the vocals,...
Posted by FiveDollarKillbotWhore on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:41:00 PST

Yoyoyo!

Hi there all you looneys, you.   We´re bringing around some updates... First of all. We hope you´ll all be joining us this thursday night at sTUDENTERHUS åRHUS. It´s the first round of this ...
Posted by FiveDollarKillbotWhore on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:23:00 PST

Loads of new shit happening

First of all, check out the new improved design of our official website. It's not quite done yet but it will be, shortly. At least we've got the news page up and running without it hurting your eyes...
Posted by FiveDollarKillbotWhore on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:09:00 PST