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Yo. My name is Lavernius Tucker. I work for the Blue Team stationed in Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. Well, I wouldn't call it 'work' persay, it's more like fucking around. One of my favorite hobbies is laying back with Church in the basement sipping nice, cold beers while Caboose leaves us alone...or attempts to fuck Sheila. I fucking hate Caboose. Another fun thing to do is yell at the nameless assholes across the canyon. Another favorite is hitting on Tex...she's playing hard to get...I'll get her soon though. If not her...at least Sister. Anything's better than that Alien guy...

My Interests

Yelling at the Reds, throwing rocks through the teleporter, ordering Caboose to do stupid shit, drinking, smoking, looking at porn, hell...that's all you can do out here. Oh yeah, and SEX.

I'd like to meet:

The goddamn Blue Leader. He's the one that started the fucking war, and gave us a tank that no one can drive. Also, that annoying Blue Command guy...he's a bitch. Oh yeah, and all of my adoring fans!! If you are a hot girl, let's have sex. If you are not a hot girl, or just a guy, and want to say "Hi", leave me a comment and I may get back to you if I'm bored enough.

I WILL NOT RESPOND TO ANY MESSAGES/COMMENTS IF YOU SIMPLY ASK "WHAT'S UP?" or "HOW'S IT GOING?". BE INTELLIGENT AND ASK ME SOMETHING IMPORTANT. PLEASE. ALSO, NO SPAM IN MY COMMENTS OR MESSAGES.

Music:

The Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow kind.

Movies:

Anything with boobs and giant robots with guns.

Television:

Voltron.

Books:

Read? Me? Ha.

Heroes:

Your Mom.