Dave Gorman

I AM THE PRODUCT OF TOP SECRET GENETIC ENHANCING EXPERIMENTS PERFORMED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IN AN EFFORT TO CREATE THE ULTIMATE KILLING MACHINE I ESCAPED FROM THE MILITARY'S MAXIMUM SECURITY FACILITY IN AREA 51 NEVADA BY NEGOTIATING A HELLISH MAZE OF CHEMICAL, BIOLOGICAL, AND ANDROID COUNTER MEASURES DESIGNED TO EASILY DEFEAT AN ENTIRE ARMY. I MADE MY WAY TO LOS ANGELES EARNING MONEY AS A CAGE COMBAT FIGHTER. I AM THE UNDEFEATED CHAMPION OF THE OCTOGON OF DEATH. MEN FEAR ME- WOMEN DESIRE ME!! I HIDE MY SECRET IDENTITY BY WORKING AS AIR CONDITIONING SALESMAN BY DAY AND MAN WHORE AT NIGHT. IF ANYONE FROM THE CIA, FBI, HLS ASKS YOU ABOUT ME, PLEASE TELL THEM THAT I DON'T EXIST!!