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George ~ Oh

Super-perfundo on the early eve of your day

About Me


I am just your regular, everyday guy from around the way, looking to do a little L-I-V-I-N anyway possible. Catering chef by day (and sometimes early evening), amateur writer, struggling musician, general goofball and party goer extraordinaire by night. I really dislike old biddy gossip, advice I don't ask for, people without lives of their own, expensive beer, being broke, and trendy ass posers. I am a bit of an insomniac sometimes, therefore, not a morning person, but I seem to manage somehow. I am a very inquisitive, jovial, outspoken, tidy, hairy, loveable bear and my Mom says that I'll make a lucky woman very happy someday; although, I don't think I've met her yet. I also get more drunk dial calls than actual phone calls for some reason...

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My Interests


..Movies, rock shows, movies, outdoor outings, simple pleasures, cooking, entertaining people any way i can, cartoons, stand up comedy, poker, writing, draw'rings, xbox, porn, women, fine cheeses, the "ladies," Winston filters and a good pint of Guinness or whatever's on tap....did I mention movies?

I'd like to meet:

MySpace HOOKERS Beware: I will boot you quicker than you can say, "Hey babe nice page." I am SERIOUS.Pretty much anyone I would like to meet I probably already have, but was too drunk to make a good impression. But I wouldn't mind meeting people from around C-U who drink, swear, gamble, and smoke. Also, anyone who supports local music/film, anyone who is not a complete Douchebag, and sexy women who are into big, hairy, loveable bears for good times or otherwise. "I've never met anyone I didn't like and I've never liked anyone I didn't meet." -Anonymous


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I am Iron Man Iron Man 85% Green Lantern 85% Spider-Man 85% Catwoman 70% Hulk 65% Superman 60% Robin 55% The Flash 45% Supergirl 35% Batman 30% Wonder Woman 20% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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Music:

dead kennedys, social distortion, rancid, NOFX, the blue meanies, frank zappa, ozzy(the early solo years), billy squire, guns n roses, metallica(pre black album), the specials, the clash, elvis costello, tom petty, the animals, anything george clinton, johnny cash, anything les claypool, misfits, frankie & deano, pink floyd, cowslingers, the whiskey daredevils, jakehead(what ever happened to those cats?!), dave brubeck, miles davis, billie holiday, thelonius monk, john zorn, RJD2, Eric B. & Rakim, and many more... pretty much anything but "hot" country and post-2000 gangsta rap or pop/crap. Listen to My Band!

Movies:

swingers, pcu, donnie darko, naked lunch, fargo, clerks, dogma, old star wars, indiana jones, pee wees big adventure, fast times at ridgemont high, jarhead, reefer madness, harvey, dr. strangelove: or how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb, made, the hudsucker proxy, the fisher king, the big lebowski, grandmas boy, down by law, david lynch's dune, reservoir dogs, bruce lee's chinese connection & fists of fury, the 1st matrix, waiting, the salton sea, and the list goes on...

Television:

Not necessarily a list of shows I follow religiously, but these are ones I like---jeopardy, family feud, dead like me, my name is earl, THE SHIELD, the office, cowboy bebop, PBS, arrested development, the young ones, family guy, simpsons, the red green show, monty pythons flying circus, dr. who, old BBC hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, law & order, CSI: las vegas, king of queens, old SNL, SCTV, kids in the hall, trailer park boyz, BBC coupling, black books, and yeah, I'm a nerd.

Books:

kurt vonnegut, jr., terry pratchet, neil gaiman, larry mcmurtry, stephen king, charles bukowski, osho, mark twitchell, sparrow l. patterson, william s. burroughs, hunter s. thompson, ken kesey, peter benchley, shakespeare, mark twain, edgar allan poe, stephen brust, frank herbert, and the list goes on. But according the Mayan Calendar, we have--- ..

Heroes:

My Moustache Heroes. Anyone with a good moustache and the marbles to keep it- no matter what others may say, Dave Attell, Tavis Smiley, Yosemite Sam, Ned Flanders, Sgt. Floyd Pepper from Dr. Teeth's Muppet Band, Harry Shearer, Quagmire, Eddie & the Cruisers, Bob Scheiffer, Red Green, Dave Chappelle, Bubbles, Harry Caray, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Captain Stephen Peacock and Salvador Dali.

My Blog

The Drunken Asshole

I have just realized how much of an asshole I really am.  I want to apologize to everyone for my assholish nature and hope that you understand my shame.  I'm gonna take some time off. ...
Posted by George ~ Oh on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:29:00 PST

"Hi, How Are You?"

That phrase, made famous by Daniel Johnston, is what I say to you now, dear reader.    The Fall is Coming!  The Fall is Coming!! Sounds kinda cryptic or misleading, doesn't it?  I...
Posted by George ~ Oh on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:41:00 PST

Human Punching Bag: Looking for Work

One of these days, I'll figure it out.  Everything is just so damned complicated these days.  Just when you think you've gotten ahead and you feel like the world is your oyster, thats when t...
Posted by George ~ Oh on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:05:00 PST

In the FriendZone, Waiting for a Forward Pass

You know, if I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any at all.  That's right.  Here I am.  It's the last quarter, two minute warning.  I'm wide open in the 'friendzone' and no p...
Posted by George ~ Oh on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:18:00 PST

Harmageddon:

Consider this the disclaimer.  I'm about to get into some deep shit here, so it's your choice.  If you want to, read it.  If you don't, then Don't and you can't bitch about it later, ca...
Posted by George ~ Oh on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:55:00 PST

The State of Affairs as of Late...

Hey everyone, I hope your summers are going according to plan!  Those lazy days of sleeping in until 2pm then lounging on the porch 'til sunset with a margarita, mojito, or any cool sounding yet&...
Posted by George ~ Oh on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 06:01:00 PST

In the merry ol Irish pub

So, for those of you who know me, you know that I like to drink.  I don't get completely wasted everytime, but regardless, I do love enjoying an imported (or domestic) beer while conversing and s...
Posted by George ~ Oh on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:13:00 PST

If youre gonna play in C-U, u gotta have fiddle in the band

Just kidding, you don't.  But, these are some things you have to keep in mind...   Number One:  Keep up on your interweb postings.  This confirms that the show you have  ...
Posted by George ~ Oh on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:56:00 PST

Why?

Someone very near and dear to me made me realize something this evening...   Something that I have always held on the backburner, but nonetheless, something VERY important.   Jumping on...
Posted by George ~ Oh on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:54:00 PST

What is & what (probably) shall never be

Whoa, dude.  I just realized the other day that it's been a while since I've updated this segment of my cyberalterego.  So I guess it's about time, huh? Thanks to all the readers, I owe ever...
Posted by George ~ Oh on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:01:00 PST