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Luke

When's the last time you said, Holy Shit, I did it?

About Me

I am normal, in public anyways. It doesn't matter what I am like. If you would like to get to know me, then ask. You're only going to use my picture to decide whether you are intersted or not. After that how do you know if I am telling the truth about anything else w/out knowing me. I certainly don't trust your profile. I am a disease free heterosexual, no drug addictions. I am healthy and plan on staying that way. Guess that should do it for now. Did not mean to sound so cynical.

My Interests

My kids,(they really are fun), first and foremost. Then everything else comes. Reconstructing Duckbill Platypus DNA. We are usually on the boat in the summer, or riding 4- wheelers and camping in the winter. I don't get the every other weekend off from the kids deal. I have to schedule things, lol. Sounds a little boring huh? Not really, I still have alot of fun. I have alot more interests, tired of doing this.

I'd like to meet:

The President(whatever you people think of him he's doin the job),Jessica Simpson(very hot),John Gruden(so I can smack him),Stephen King(he has to be a little nuts),Stephen Colbert(the funniest fake news guy there is),Jenna Jameson,(I'm pretty sure you can figure that one out on yor own),

Music:

Everything, ususally whatever is playing on whatever is playing.

Movies:

Epic's, Comedies,

Television:

The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, South Park, Not much time for TV any earlier in the evening

Books:

Dan Brown, Stephen King, Tom Clancy, Dean Koontz,

Heroes:

Really don't know of anyone I could call a hero. A hero to me would be someone I would want to be. I know I can make improvements, but I am pretty good at being me. It's hard, but I try. LOL