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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I really wanted to meet the girl of my dreams, but then I realized all I have to do is go to sleep.

Music:

Let's play Where's Courtland!

Movies:

The Sandlot, comedies, thrillers, action and movies without subtitiles. And I refuse to watch Hotel again.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, The Boondocks, Friends, Golden Girls, Desperate Housewives, Greys Anatomy,House, Boston Legal,Boston Public CSI, X-Play, TMNT, Sportscenter, PTI, 30 minute meals, Good Eats, Unwrapped, $40 a day, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, Robot Chicken, Men with Breasts, The Cosby Show, Cosby, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Married with Children, Rocko's Modern Life, The Tick, The Facts of Life, The Jeffersons, In Living Color, Martin, Living Single, Duck Tales, Tale Spin, Chip and Dales Rescue Rangers, Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, Mythbusters, Sliders, Outer Limits, Twilight Zone, Modern Marvels, Teen Titans, Spiderman, X-Men, Powerpuff Girls, Dexters Laboratory, Hey! Arnold, Recess, Thats so Raven, Las Vegas, Lost, Monk, The Nanny, Home Improvement, Fresh Prince, Family Matters, Step by Step, South Park, Chappelles show, 80's and 90's classics, and some 50's, 60's, and 70's classics (ask for more details).

Books:

Books by Harlan Coben.

Heroes:

Anyone who has made an impact on my life.

My Blog

Things could be worse

On December 30th I was diagnosed with diabetes. I didn't understand how I could have diabetes. I just assumed that I had Type II. I'm not over weight, I'm not old, and it doesn't run in my family so I...
Posted by Dork! on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:30:00 PST

Humanity

Sunday I went hiking at Red Rock and when I got home I realized I had lost my wallet. I had a feeling about where I lost is so I drove back over there to see if I could find it,but I was unsucce...
Posted by Dork! on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:25:00 PST

Ladies please stop!

Ladies, Please stop dressing for other ladies. What I mean is when you go out, stop wearing shoes that hurt your feet and complaining about it all night. The only...
Posted by Dork! on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

For the Parents

The other night some kids that were about 10 or 11 snuck into the gym. Of course they weren't supposed to be there so I tried to be nice and told them that if they weren't students they couldn't...
Posted by Dork! on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:57:00 PST

Take a bullet

I just realized that I would never want anyone to take a bullet for me. While the smart thing to do would be to push me out of the way, no one ever asks do you love someone enough to push them o...
Posted by Dork! on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:56:00 PST

Leave a message 2?

When you call someone on their cell phone and their outgoing message says "I'm not here right now." Where are they not? With a cell phone you could be anywhere. When I call you at home and...
Posted by Dork! on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:22:00 PST

5-O

A lot of people have been shot by the cops in Vegas this year. While it is in fact sad, I can't say I feel too bad about it. If you don't commit crimes you don't have to wor...
Posted by Dork! on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:52:00 PST

Frozen in time

I used to be with It; but they changed what It was. Now whatever It is seems strange and scary (Abraham Simpson). Sometimes I feel like I'm frozen in time. I still wake up on Saturday ...
Posted by Dork! on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:41:00 PST

Change

I was at Long John Silver's yesterday sitting in the drive thru trying to figure out what I wanted when a bum asks me for a dollar. He had a sign that said he was homeless and he said he hadn't ...
Posted by Dork! on Wed, 31 May 2006 05:39:00 PST

Silence

I'm sure we have all heard the saying "Silence is golden." So when I'm sitting there minding my own business not saying anything, why do people always ask me if I'm ok? Talking is no indication ...
Posted by Dork! on Tue, 30 May 2006 07:09:00 PST