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MALARKY

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About Me

I am rather odd and different. I am typically on the shy side till I get to know someone, or really drunk, and alot of people think I am a bitch before I do open up, but then they find I am rather charming, and clumsy in a endearing sort of way. I enjoy obscurity.I like weird social encounters, reading zines, and urban exploring. I love the paranormal. I love phrases that include the word 'piss'. I think Chamillionaire is sexy as hell, and some say I should be shot for this..... I like the taste of aspirin. Im a fluent speaker of German, Vietnamese, Russian, Im pretty kosher with Latin, and am currently learning Hmong. I could sit and spend hours watching people, Im a total observer! I never judge, doesnt matter what youve done, I will get to know you, and draw my own conclusions. I dont see the bad in people, I love everyone,and see only the good!(everyone has goodness in them!)I LOOOVE music, and love to get out there to shows, especially local artist to support them and enjoy the talent! No matter how much its been tossed around, or shaken, I can open any can of carbonated beverage without it spraying everywhere. I get along better with guys than most girls. I can read people very well, and fast, and I know when your bullshitting me, then I lose alot of respect for you.....I tell it like it is, and I expect the same, dammit! Im tall, (I somehow grew 3 inches during my pregnancies) and have a hard time finding jeans long enough for me, and when I do, they always get ripped in the ass by being caught on random nails in walls, or latches on car doors. I grew up in a Catholic home, and went to private school, but am no longer a christian, and for reasons I cant explain, i feel somewhat guilty about this. I am afraid of sirens, and shake with fright when I hear them...ESPECIALLY in the middle of the night! I sometimes drink too much as well, only beer, though, with a once in a blue moon shot thrown in for good measure. I think men who are really built and 'buff' are gross, and i think the same of Brad Pitt. IM rather crass, and its very hard to offend me. Actually, offensivness entertains me! I get excited when I hear the word 'fancy'; and I use that word alot. I think cuts of meat are amusing, and really would like someone to buy me the meat shower curtain and bath mat from Archie McPhee catalog for my birthday.href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9id WNrZXQuY29t" target="_blank"
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My Interests

Any music! I dont limit myself to any one genre, I do listen to more punk/metal/ska than anything else, but anything goes, as long as it makes me feel good! I love to travel. I dont get to do it very often, though. I long to travel through Asia (India specifically) one day, would LOVE to visit Africa, and of course, I look forward to many more trips of drunken debauchery in Vegas again.... I am quite fond of the outdoors, and the peace it gives me inside. Being out in nature is such a comfort to me.....camping, fishing walking through the woods (ESPECIALLY in the fall and winter), and just 'being' there in the moment! I could spend all day just sitting there and watching nature, and smelling all it has to offer! I Love my friends and family very much, and would give anything for them....I dont surround myself with many friends....I would rather concentrate my energy on the few that have always been there for me, no matter what!.. .. ..
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I'd like to meet:

People who i can relate to.....you wierdos know who you are.....seriously, I get along with just about anyone, but i especially enjoy "quirky" people, people who wont conform to societies' "rules", I love dreamers, and deep thinkers, and I applaud anyone who can "get" me! Remember: GOLD ISNT BETTER......IT'S JUST MORE POPULAR! To me, that translates into "fuck the norm'" go with what makes you feel good, and what feels right and comfortable.......dont buy the "gold" because everyone else says to. I would like to be face to face with Steven Grant, so i could spit in his face, and call him really bad names. Oh, I would also like to meet Sir Sean Connery, OR Morgan Freeman. Both would undoubtedly be struck with my wit and insane beauty, and beg at my feet for my hand in marriage.

Music:

JOHNNY CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anything fancy, favorites would include: The Pogues, Too Many Crooks, Sinatra, Ben Harper, Pantera, Sublime,Social Distortion, Jetty Boys (one of Sheboygans FINEST!) The Vandals,The Mars Volta,UK Subs, GG Allin, Flogging Molly, Violent Femmes, Screeching Weasel, Skankin Pickle, Lucero,Flight Of The Conchords, Freshwater Collins, Silence The Freak, Jason Mraz, Bob Dylan, Otis Redding, John COltrane, David Bowie, Opeth, Pink, MSI, Hired Geeks, Whiskey Bound,CLOVE!!!!!!!!!!, Motorhead, ABBA, Queen, Bad Religion, Zappa,Dead Kennedys, The Casualties, Neil Diamond, Wayne Newton, Bloodhound Gang (Jimmy Pop is sexy) Bob Marley, Rancid, Against Me!, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Van Morrison, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, MSI, Thin Lizzy, Elton John......Christ, I could go on and on....

Movies:

Jesus Christ Superstar,Donnie Darko, Ravenous, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,Cool Hand Luke, Hemingways adventures of A Young Man, The Sting, The Drowning Pool....in general, Anything Paul Newman has been in!!! American History X, Boondock Saints, A Clockwork Orange, Slingblade, Trainspotting, Kentucky Fried, Alive, Gummo,Ravenous, The Full Monty........LOVE this quote from boondock Saints: "We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish. "

Television:

TLC....History Channel.....Discovery Health....Court TV.....shit like that...I seem to watch alot of news also, even though it gets boring seeing the same stories every half hour. Flight Of The Conchords is my new obsession!

Books:

Indigo Children, Waldens Pond, A Tale of Two Cities, Tibetan Book Of The Living And Dead....also books on spirituality, and Native American Cultures.

Heroes:

My DAD!!!!!!!!!! The best father anyone could EVER ask for! When we were little, in winter time, he would literally spend all day...for 3 or 4 days turning our yard into a winter wonderland......snow forts that included stairs, 2nd stories, ect.......he has always worked so hard for our family, and did everything he could to give us what we wanted. He lost his father when he was only 9; I think he wanted to give us what he missed out on......My sister, because she may be younger than me, butshes more like an older sister...helps me get my head outta my ass alot, and because she is the best mommy ever! Anyone who sees her and Avrik together would absolutely agree....they have a bond that I have never seen between a mother and a child...she has come a really long way from where she was 4 years ago, and I am so proud of her!Brett and Mark have also inspired me to appreciate a well dressed man, therefore, they are also my heros.

My Blog

Really, its depressing....

Although I am an easily woken person, and rarely ahve any trouble being up for any time, day, or night, there is a sort of depressing value to leaving for work at 5am. Thankfully, when spring/summer c...
Posted by MALARKY on Fri, 30 May 2008 02:49:00 PST

The little signs.......and lip biting!

I will start with the lip biting. it all starts sat, after the nights events. I stumbled into Mikes bathroom, and knocked my head into the wall, and bit my lip. The numbness the ever-flowing Guin...
Posted by MALARKY on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:43:00 PST

HAIR CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, we all know kids are up to no good when theyve been quiet for awhile. Darby decided to investigate Avriks vow of silence last night, only to discover he had cut his 4 yr old, never been cut, cur...
Posted by MALARKY on Mon, 05 May 2008 03:36:00 PST

I Support!!!!!

I support Polygamists. yes, i do. I do not support things such as whats going down at the compound in Texas, mind you. Who the fuck am I, or any one else, to tell someone how to live their lives? Do I...
Posted by MALARKY on Fri, 02 May 2008 06:20:00 PST

Should I be pissed, or happy for the break....?

Well, I had vacation on monday, went to MKE with my mom and sister. Darby had a dentists appt, so, we did that, and then fooled around for a bit, had a good time! When we got back inot Sheb., we stopp...
Posted by MALARKY on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:35:00 PST

Theyre playing jokes on me, and Im scared!

The only possible way to open my bedroom door/close it, is to turn the freaking doorknob.......my door just opened, then closed. Those wacky, fun-spirited spirits are at it again! BUT! It scares the p...
Posted by MALARKY on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:21:00 PST

The Little things.....

Its the little things in life that really entertain me, and make me happy......maybe its just because im an easly amused person, perhaps Its because I really am satisfied with simplistic things, all t...
Posted by MALARKY on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:08:00 PST

NEW DISCOVERIES!

Well, for the most part, theyre not so new..well, one thing is, but I will get to that in a bit...wait, no, Ill get to it now,s eeing as its the most exciting thing! Well.....My brothe rin law, Kevin,...
Posted by MALARKY on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:42:00 PST

Dont really know...

Well, Its been a a bit since Ive blogged. I dotn have much to report on, except for the usual odd bits of my life. I bought the kids (well, its for Freddy specifically) a drum set....fuckin SWEET...Lu...
Posted by MALARKY on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:32:00 PST

Got Milk?

So, theres this new bar here in Sheboygan, called Milk. The whole description of the place pisses me off, as Im sure the type of people who go there would. When I first heard of the place, I had this ...
Posted by MALARKY on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:42:00 PST