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Craig Ums

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About Me

Being bored makes you boring.

My Interests

Not shaving, not driving, not Not eating NY Pizza on Main St in Pleasanton, not sitting down, chocolate, pinball, chocolate pinballs, adventure/danger travel, vegematarianisnism, the key of E minor, cookies, doing things outdoors/public nudity, sticking it to The Man, consumer advocacy, bucking the system, sabotaging faceless corporations, cereal.

I'd like to meet:

someone who can teach me an accent...

Music:

"Two Minutes of Silence" by the Beatles. Best song EVER.

Movies:

Airplane!, Princess Bride, UHF, Office Space, Tombstone, The Champ, Repo Man

Television:

If I had one it would probably play Arrested Development all day.

Books:

How To Win At Video Games Like Donkey Kong, Frogger and Ms Pac-Man (Consumer's Report version, 1982, ISBN 0-517-381192). World's Most Dangerous Places Travel Guide, Robert Pelton Young (all editions), Hot Licks as Taught By Judas Priest, cereal boxes.

Heroes:

Glen E Freidman, Weird Al, Dread Pirate Roberts, toast

My Blog

I never check this so please don't be angry when I don't respond.

balls
Posted by Craig Ums on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 06:05:00 PST

I have ants.

And I'll be darned if I didn't have to throw away a half full box of Whitman's mixed chocolates.
Posted by Craig Ums on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST